It happened to me once when I was in High School I was at home alone, my parents were away, everyone else was out and I had just taken a shower. I was thirsty so decided to go downstairs naked and get a soft drink from the fridge. Now here I am buck naked bending down to reach for a can of soda in the fridge and when I turned around, my sister had just walked into the kitchen!! I threw the can of soda up in the air, it bounced on the floor and exploded and I grabbed the dish towel covered up my masculine parts and started yelling at her what the hell she was doing here (she was married). She told me that Mom told her to stop by and just check up on us to make sure all was ok. Needless to say I was humiliated and had to back up to the stairs and ran up with her at the bottom making whooping noises at my naked butt!! We laugh about that now but having my sister seeing my junk was not something that I particularly enjoyed.
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Have you ever been caught naked by someone by accident, an incident where you were naked and never expected anyone to be around?
It happened to me once when I was in High School I was at home alone, my parents were away, everyone else was out and I had just taken a shower. I was thirsty so decided to go downstairs naked and get a soft drink from the fridge. Now here I am buck naked bending down to reach for a can of soda in the fridge and when I turned around, my sister had just walked into the kitchen!! I threw the can of soda up in the air, it bounced on the floor and exploded and I grabbed the dish towel covered up my masculine parts and started yelling at her what the hell she was doing here (she was married). She told me that Mom told her to stop by and just check up on us to make sure all was ok. Needless to say I was humiliated and had to back up to the stairs and ran up with her at the bottom making whooping noises at my naked butt!! We laugh about that now but having my sister seeing my junk was not something that I particularly enjoyed.
It happened to me once when I was in High School I was at home alone, my parents were away, everyone else was out and I had just taken a shower. I was thirsty so decided to go downstairs naked and get a soft drink from the fridge. Now here I am buck naked bending down to reach for a can of soda in the fridge and when I turned around, my sister had just walked into the kitchen!! I threw the can of soda up in the air, it bounced on the floor and exploded and I grabbed the dish towel covered up my masculine parts and started yelling at her what the hell she was doing here (she was married). She told me that Mom told her to stop by and just check up on us to make sure all was ok. Needless to say I was humiliated and had to back up to the stairs and ran up with her at the bottom making whooping noises at my naked butt!! We laugh about that now but having my sister seeing my junk was not something that I particularly enjoyed.
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I tend to have a nudists spirit, and when I'm home alone = no clothes. About 10 years ago, I was walking the house naked....thinking no one else was home/around. I was wrong. My mothers boyfriend was outside in the driveway, which faces off the kitchen. I was headed downstairs to the basement, which meant passing that kitchen window. As I was casually strolling through the kitchen, he caught a full glimpse of my bare body. 30% of me wanted to think it was funny, but 70% of me was mortified.
As if that wasn't bad enough, later the same week my grandmother was over. I was in the basement, again nude, and she called me. Her voice didn't sound like it was coming from the top of the stairs, but it was....and when I absent-mindedly went to the foot of the stairs to yell "what?" There she was. Then later on she yells downstairs asking if I still didn't have any clothes on.
Twice in the same damn week.
As if that wasn't bad enough, later the same week my grandmother was over. I was in the basement, again nude, and she called me. Her voice didn't sound like it was coming from the top of the stairs, but it was....and when I absent-mindedly went to the foot of the stairs to yell "what?" There she was. Then later on she yells downstairs asking if I still didn't have any clothes on.
Twice in the same damn week.
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Marc wrote:I tend to have a nudists spirit, and when I'm home alone = no clothes. About 10 years ago, I was walking the house naked....thinking no one else was home/around. I was wrong. My mothers boyfriend was outside in the driveway, which faces off the kitchen. I was headed downstairs to the basement, which meant passing that kitchen window. As I was casually strolling through the kitchen, he caught a full glimpse of my bare body. 30% of me wanted to think it was funny, but 70% of me was mortified.
As if that wasn't bad enough, later the same week my grandmother was over. I was in the basement, again nude, and she called me. Her voice didn't sound like it was coming from the top of the stairs, but it was....and when I absent-mindedly went to the foot of the stairs to yell "what?" There she was. Then later on she yells downstairs asking if I still didn't have any clothes on.
Twice in the same damn week.
The one about Grandma is just plain hysterical!
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Can't say that I have. I'm not the type to just walk around completely in the buff, even if I'm by myself.
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Marc wrote:I tend to have a nudists spirit, and when I'm home alone = no clothes. About 10 years ago, I was walking the house naked....thinking no one else was home/around. I was wrong. My mothers boyfriend was outside in the driveway, which faces off the kitchen. I was headed downstairs to the basement, which meant passing that kitchen window. As I was casually strolling through the kitchen, he caught a full glimpse of my bare body. 30% of me wanted to think it was funny, but 70% of me was mortified.
As if that wasn't bad enough, later the same week my grandmother was over. I was in the basement, again nude, and she called me. Her voice didn't sound like it was coming from the top of the stairs, but it was....and when I absent-mindedly went to the foot of the stairs to yell "what?" There she was. Then later on she yells downstairs asking if I still didn't have any clothes on.
Twice in the same damn week.
LOL. Yo, I remember this one time I caught my neighbor naked taking out the trash. I remember driving past to go to my house and I looked and I could've sworn I saw a naked man in the yard. So I backed up and pulled into the yard to make sure I saw what I thought I saw He was ASS NAKED with some house shoes on. I was like "what the hell are you doing". He was like, "this is my yard, I do what I want.....you like what you see?" I was like "no, put some damn draws on" and pulled off.
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Nystyle709 wrote:
LOL. Yo, I remember this one time I caught my neighbor naked taking out the trash. I remember driving past to go to my house and I looked and I could've sworn I saw a naked man in the yard. So I backed up and pulled into the yard to make sure I saw what I thought I saw He was ASS NAKED with some house shoes on. I was like "what the hell are you doing". He was like, "this is my yard, I do what I want.....you like what you see?" I was like "no, put some damn draws on" and pulled off.
Girl, no you didn't say you backed up!
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Wish I had a story to tell, but I don't. I have never been caught off guard in the buff. I do, though, have a minor story similar to what Nystyle said. Once I had forgot to take the trash out. It was around 3am, it was hot and I didn't have any clothes on, so I just grabbed the garbage and ran it out to the curb stark naked. Didn't put on a robe or shorts. Nothing. Bare behind and penis totally exposed. No cars drove by and no one was outside that I saw, but if anyone had just happened to be looking out their window, they saw every "inch" of me!
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Nhaiyel wrote:
Girl, no you didn't say you backed up!
I sure did! I had to make sure, lol.
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When I lived at home with my parents, my bedroom was in the basement. If someone got on their knees, they could look directly into my bedroom from outside. Once a friend of mine and his visiting from out of town cousin came over. They knocked on the door but I didn't hear them. I was laying on my bed naked, watching TV and all the sudden I hear a voice from the window that said "man put on some clothes" and I jumped. They saw EVERYTHING.
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JB wrote:When I lived at home with my parents, my bedroom was in the basement. If someone got on their knees, they could look directly into my bedroom from outside. Once a friend of mine and his visiting from out of town cousin came over. They knocked on the door but I didn't hear them. I was laying on my bed naked, watching TV and all the sudden I hear a voice from the window that said "man put on some clothes" and I jumped. They saw EVERYTHING.
Thats pretty embarrassing but at least it was the guys rather than your parents or siblings or god forbid a neighbor!
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I once shook up a jar of ketchup that spilled all over my shirt and shorts. I didn't have any other clean clothes and LIKED what I had on anyway so I stripped and threw my clothes in the washer. Was home alone and didn't hear my brother, his GF and 2 friends come in later. When I heard the dryer alarm sound I walked out of my room and into the group standing around the corner on the other side of the hall. They all cracked up as I ran past them. It was humilating but funny.
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I don't know if this counts but when I was in the 9th grade I had to take swimming class. I couldn't swim at all and still can't. One of the girls in the class who was a junior and like the "assistant" to the coach stood next to me in the water with her arms under me while I tried to float on my back. Long story short I sprouted major wood in my trunks and everybody saw it and laughed.
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FightSleep wrote:I don't know if this counts but when I was in the 9th grade I had to take swimming class. I couldn't swim at all and still can't. One of the girls in the class who was a junior and like the "assistant" to the coach stood next to me in the water with her arms under me while I tried to float on my back. Long story short I sprouted major wood in my trunks and everybody saw it and laughed.
While I'll let just about anyone take a glimpse of my glorious nature today, I wasn't yet a hippy in high school....back then something like THAT happening would have been enough for to skip that class for a week.
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Tony Marino wrote:
Thats pretty embarrassing but at least it was the guys rather than your parents or siblings or god forbid a neighbor!
I think my parents have caught me naked before, but not full on. It was always just a quick glimpse from afar or the side. The neighbor would be hideous though.
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Being in the military I'm used to being naked in front of people so usually it's not a problem for me. But one time, I was I just got finished working out at the gym and realized that I didn't have my towel with me. There weren't that many guys in there at the time and I had to go to work from the gym so I just chose to head to the showers without a towel and air dry. Unfortunately, I had a bit of a boner once I was done with the shower, so I had to walk from the shower stalls all the way back to the lockers, with a raging boner and no towel to cover myself up. And of course, there were more guys in the locker room at that time too, so I'm sure at least a few guys saw me. Nobody said anything and I left as if nothing had happened, but I was definetely embarrassed.
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captainbryce wrote:Being in the military I'm used to being naked in front of people so usually it's not a problem for me. But one time, I was I just got finished working out at the gym and realized that I didn't have my towel with me. There weren't that many guys in there at the time and I had to go to work from the gym so I just chose to head to the showers without a towel and air dry. Unfortunately, I had a bit of a boner once I was done with the shower, so I had to walk from the shower stalls all the way back to the lockers, with a raging boner and no towel to cover myself up. And of course, there were more guys in the locker room at that time too, so I'm sure at least a few guys saw me. Nobody said anything and I left as if nothing had happened, but I was definetely embarrassed.
Im quite sure there were at least 2 that were very happy with the view.
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Why do you say that?Tony Marino wrote:
Im quite sure there were at least 2 that were very happy with the view.
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captainbryce wrote: Why do you say that?
Locker room, hardon, bunch of guys? What the liklihood they were all straight?
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Being pretty gymnophobic, I don't really got stories to tell. I am pretty careful to make sure stuff like that never happens. Sure, there are close encounters of the parent kind, the doctor, and a couple of public shower moments but yeah, I ain't the type to let something like that happen. I go out of my way too much to make sure of that sometimes. It does happen in my stories a lot, but in real life, I avoid it like the plague.
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Forgiveness_Man wrote:Being pretty gymnophobic, I don't really got stories to tell. I am pretty careful to make sure stuff like that never happens. Sure, there are close encounters of the parent kind, the doctor, and a couple of public shower moments but yeah, I ain't the type to let something like that happen. I go out of my way too much to make sure of that sometimes. It does happen in my stories a lot, but in real life, I avoid it like the plague.
Im not an Exhibitionist but if it happens it happens and hopefully not under embarrassing circumstances.
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The naked factor isn't an issue for me. But having a boner that everyone can see is not very comfortable.Forgiveness_Man wrote:Being pretty gymnophobic, I don't really got stories to tell. I am pretty careful to make sure stuff like that never happens. Sure, there are close encounters of the parent kind, the doctor, and a couple of public shower moments but yeah, I ain't the type to let something like that happen. I go out of my way too much to make sure of that sometimes. It does happen in my stories a lot, but in real life, I avoid it like the plague.
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I have a semi-embarrassing nude moment.
I was at the gym and they were doing maintenance work inside the locker. Apparently there had been an announcement that men were going to come into the ladies locker area, but I wasn't paying attention. Long story short, I'm just obliviously enjoying my shower and all of the sudden I look up and see 2 maintinence men in there. It's a tall, blocked off shower. They didn't see any of my good lady bits. But it was still embarrassing. For all of us. They apologized and said left, saying they'd give me a few minutes to get changed. I had the locker all to myself. When I walked out, I just sorta winked at them a thank you.
I was at the gym and they were doing maintenance work inside the locker. Apparently there had been an announcement that men were going to come into the ladies locker area, but I wasn't paying attention. Long story short, I'm just obliviously enjoying my shower and all of the sudden I look up and see 2 maintinence men in there. It's a tall, blocked off shower. They didn't see any of my good lady bits. But it was still embarrassing. For all of us. They apologized and said left, saying they'd give me a few minutes to get changed. I had the locker all to myself. When I walked out, I just sorta winked at them a thank you.
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captainbryce wrote:The naked factor isn't an issue for me. But having a boner that everyone can see is not very comfortable.
Really? So long as I'm not related to them, I'm all for anyone taking a ten second glance at my happiness...penis....hap-penis....
Meh...whatever....
At eleven seconds, I might have to start charging though....
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Once when I was 14 I was going commando in my oversized, loose fitting jeans. It was thanksgiving and I don't know what compelled my bratty younger cousin to do it, but he yanked my shirt up in front of everybody and they all caught a glimpse of 1/2 my butt. I was really embarrassed and really pissed, but faked laughing it off. While everybody was still chuckling, I pulled him to the side and told him that I was going to kick his ass.
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Not everyone can control what they are a phobic of.Tony Marino wrote:
Im not an Exhibitionist but if it happens it happens and hopefully not under embarrassing circumstances.
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