Two weeks ago after I woke up I went to check the mail without any clothes on. My box is just on my front porch, I do it all the time. Poke my head around the door and grab it. On this day though the mail lady was on my porch and I didn't see her, so I stick my head around the door and she goes to try and HAND me the mail (this very big package). That would have forced me to come out from behind the door. I was honest with her and said I didn't have on any clothes so it would be better for her to just set it down and I'd get it when she walked away. We both laughed but I was embarrassed.