In work yesterday I found the weirdest thing... This guy mailed "weird" things to a woman to ask for her hand in marriage.
The first was a flip flip with a postage stamp, address, and "Will you please walk by my side thru our life together"
The next was a bottle of suntan lotion that said, "I promise to protect you and love you along our journey"
The third was a towel... that said "Please fly off to hawaii with me to get married, and i promise to love honor and cherish you forever---clothing optional".
I thought Red would like this, every item was just that-- the item with postage on it---no box or bag or anything. I had to wrestle with them to get them off the machine as they must be hand sorted, but thought it was adorable LOL