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    Would this distract you if you were flying a plan?

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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:26 pm

    FAA Investigating If Skydiving Sex Stunt Distracted Pilot

    Federal Aviation Administration officials are investigating a videotaped sex stunt performed by two skydivers in California. The FAA is concerned that the pre-jump sex may have created an unsafe situation by bumping or otherwise distracting the pilot.

    Skydiving instructor Alex Torres, who moonlights in pornographic films, and a woman reportedly had sex in a plane while listening to a Katy Perry song before jumping out of the plane in tandem and continuing the act in the air.

    FAA spokesman Ian McGregor says that they are investigating “whether the activity could have distracted the pilot or resulted in the pilot being jostled and bumped.”

    McGregor wouldn’t speculate on the outcome of the case.

    “Every case is different and it would be inappropriate for me to comment on any possible outcome in this situation,” he said.

    Torres has been fired from his job at Skydive Taft in Kern County, Calif., the Associated Press reported. His partner in the stunt, identified as Hope Howell, is a receptionist at the company.

    The owner of the skydiving company, David Chrouch, told KGET TV that Torres did the stunt to gain Howard Stern’s attention.

    A baby? Shrugs (Oh well…) Besides, it sounds like the pilot wasn't the one getting bumped.


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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:27 pm

    geez nice way to get attention.
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    Post by Bluesmama Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:44 pm

    Not impressed. I just think it's stupid.
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    Post by Shale Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:57 pm

    Guess being a member of the 'mile high club' has become passé.
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    Post by RedBedroom Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:34 am

    I'm too old school to fully appreciate this story...friction in the air used to be a bad thing...
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:13 am

    I might be. I'd wonder what those two fools were thinking.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:49 am

    Something that came to my mind was they better not get too caught up in the moment and forget to pull the rip cord (making sure it's the rip cord) or else SPLAT. Also that post coitus cigarette must be a bitch to light.

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