What can you say you've never done?


I haven't rode in a hot air balloon.

I haven't skydived

--Never been to California
--Never gotten a divorce (although I came close a few years ago. . . )
--Never rode naked on a horse through the center of town
--Never told my former boss to "fuck off" to her face
--Never learned how to play the drums because my parents didn't want to hear the noise
--Never picked gum out from under a bus seat and re-chewed it

Never had a driver's license. Literally!
Never travelled outside the US (and that's okay).
And, like Hyacinth, haven't had the nerve ~ yet! ~ to tell my boss to ---- off, either. (Though we've had meetings where I conveyed the message in different words.)

Never bungee jumped.
Never had an affair.
Never killed anyone.

Never had sex with a woman.
Never been to Africa.

Never Bungee jumped. (and definitely won't)
Never Sky Dived. (and probably won't)
Never SCUBA Dived.
Never had sex with a tranny.
Never ate cat, rat, dog or human flesh.
Never been to Africa, South America, Far East or Australia.

Oh there are a lot of things I never did. Some I want to do and others not necessarily.

Run a marathon.

Never bought that MK bag that I said I was going to buy.

I never sucked the jelly out of a jelly donut and replaced it with peanut butter!

Never been on a plane or train

Never caught a fish.

Never threw a fish for Al to catch.

RedBedroom wrote:

Never threw a fish for Al to catch.

I bet Red could get a job here

I've never driven a car with the steering wheel on the right side.

Alan Smithee wrote:

I've never driven a car with the steering wheel on the right side.

All American cars have steering wheels on the right side. It's those damn Brit cars have it on the wrong side.

(Well I have seen some USPS trucks here with it on the wrong side)

Never hang glided.

Opa Shale wrote:

All American cars have steering wheels on the right side. It's those damn Brit cars have it on the wrong side.

(Well I have seen some USPS trucks here with it on the wrong side)

Groan. Even I wouldn't have said that.

wow... guess ive done a lot... but...

never took peanut butter and had my dog lick it off my toes

never put sugar in someone's gas tank

never wrote on a bathroom wall

never went dogsledding tried that one in alaska but a storm hit

cheaps wrote:

Never been on a plane or train

me either

Never been in an orgy.

Chris wrote:

Never been in an orgy.

Hey, same here. Four ppl at one time is the most I've ever done. Not an orgy is it?

Never been to the east coast.
Never been out of the US.

Never met Michael Jackson.