Funny relatives

Do you have any relatives who crack you up? If so, what's their relation to you and what is it about them that's funny to you?

I have a cousin, who'll just say the most random/clueless things, who'll make us all laugh. I tend to say random/clueless things too, but she tops me.

My uncle Mike was always very entertaining. He always had jokes and did card and magic tricks.

None now. But as a kid it was Cousin Clara, who is long gone now.

She was married with a child. It was the 50's & 60's, and she was morbidly obese even by today's standards (extremely rare then). Pretty face. VERY blunt and direct, cussed like a sailor, and was basically a vulgar person. And I loved it, she made me laugh. She was 'big' in every way and she always left a big impression me.

My maternal grandparents but they've been dead for many years. For example, my grandmother once said something like, "I haven't laughed this hard since John fell out of the casket."

Have a few. But my aunt Barbara, moms youngest sister gets the W. She's just a riot. Has a don't give a Damn attitude and will say whatever is on her mind.