Aside from things like outside disruption, is there anything that annoys you when you're being intimate (that the other person might do?)
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Things you dislike during sex
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I don't like blowing or licking in my ears, biting my shoulder (clawing my back is OK).
Too much vocalizing annoys me - sounds like a fony porn movie - "Oh yeah, fuck me big boy, ram it in me, feed me some juice" UGH!
However, uncontrollable screaming or cursing is OK "Oh Shit! Oh Fuck! Oh God!"
Too much vocalizing annoys me - sounds like a fony porn movie - "Oh yeah, fuck me big boy, ram it in me, feed me some juice" UGH!
However, uncontrollable screaming or cursing is OK "Oh Shit! Oh Fuck! Oh God!"
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I'll have to think about that one---I've been so damn tired lately, that I need a t-shirt that says
"Sex: Just Another Household Chore!"
"Sex: Just Another Household Chore!"
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Leg cramp. The cat wanting to see what all the excitement's about.
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How about carpet burn on ur tongue.
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Sweat dripping into my eyes. If you sweat that profusely, I'm getting and staying on top.
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Nystyle709 wrote:Sweat dripping into my eyes. If you sweat that profusely, I'm getting and staying on top.
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Alan Smithee wrote:Leg cramp. The cat wanting to see what all the excitement's about.
A cat that gets into the action - like sitting on ur leg doing the "claw massage" that cats like to do. Actually, when u are really into the fuck it isn't that bad.
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Don't sweat and drool on me.
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Some ppl seem not to like sweat.
Maybe it was coming of age in New Orleans in the '70s, making luv on mattresses on the floor with maybe a fan at most - maybe not even that. Some of my best times were working out with a lover, getting out of breath and dripping with sweat in the humid heat to where we would actually be sliding on each other - mixing another body fluid on our skin as we joined in and shared other moistures.
Maybe it was coming of age in New Orleans in the '70s, making luv on mattresses on the floor with maybe a fan at most - maybe not even that. Some of my best times were working out with a lover, getting out of breath and dripping with sweat in the humid heat to where we would actually be sliding on each other - mixing another body fluid on our skin as we joined in and shared other moistures.
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the responses are my cheap laugh of the day lol.
When I was younger (and involved with less mature guys) I had one guy who would answer his phone NO MATTER WHAT--apparently the drug business wouldn't wait for me to get mine. I also had someone answer the phone for his male friends because in his mind, it was exciting to play "I'm gonna talk on the phone and act like everything's normal but I'm gonna do you rough so maybe you scream and he'll figure it out but if not it's our little secret" game. Ugh.
I also have a thing against a man with a gut. It's just in the way, if you know what I mean.
Last but certainly not least...I can't stand guys that make weird noises! The first time I hear it I may be able to ignore it, but after that it's a distraction! I almost laughed at the last person I was involved with, the noise wasn't human LOL.
When I was younger (and involved with less mature guys) I had one guy who would answer his phone NO MATTER WHAT--apparently the drug business wouldn't wait for me to get mine. I also had someone answer the phone for his male friends because in his mind, it was exciting to play "I'm gonna talk on the phone and act like everything's normal but I'm gonna do you rough so maybe you scream and he'll figure it out but if not it's our little secret" game. Ugh.
I also have a thing against a man with a gut. It's just in the way, if you know what I mean.
Last but certainly not least...I can't stand guys that make weird noises! The first time I hear it I may be able to ignore it, but after that it's a distraction! I almost laughed at the last person I was involved with, the noise wasn't human LOL.
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FireIce918 wrote:
When I was younger (and involved with less mature guys) I had one guy who would answer his phone NO MATTER WHAT--apparently the drug business wouldn't wait for me to get mine. I also had someone answer the phone for his male friends because in his mind, it was exciting to play "I'm gonna talk on the phone and act like everything's normal but I'm gonna do you rough so maybe you scream and he'll figure it out but if not it's our little secret" game. Ugh.
o hell no!
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Opa Shale wrote:How about carpet burn on ur tongue.
Umm...you're doing it wrong.
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Alan Smithee wrote:
Umm...you're doing it wrong.
Totally.
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Unnecessarily loud vocalizations, especially when there are people in the next room!
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Umm...you're doing it wrong.
One of my compulsions - my wife didn't shave her pits and when she went without deodorant, I would go crazy licking her. Black pit hair is kinda ruf on the tongue.
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Calluses?
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When they feel they have get up to use the bathroom or check on something, or answer the door, etc. The most egg on face feeling to be sitting there with an erection waiting for her to finally come back.
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