Stupid toys and games

What, in your opinion, are the worst or stupidest toys/games ever made?

Ooh there are so many, especially now. but one I NEVER got the appeal of, those 'Baby Alive' or whatever, dolls that would wet themselves and now I believe they also make ones that poop themselves, save that for the high school parenting classes, that's what I say.

Most dolls today I think are dumb, they had the Pussycat Dolls dolls, the Bratz dolls, etc., as a kid the ones I went for were the babies that somersaulted and stood on their heads and the one Barbie I loved the most was the ballerina one because she could actually MOVE, her limbs actually BENT, she wasn't stiff like the others, but that was all a lifetime ago.

But what I find stupid is how EVERY new game for kids that comes out, they can't have a simple board game, no, they must all be connected in some day to the TV, whether it's a DVD, or a controller hooks up to it, kids can't get unplugged for shit these days it seems.

The two toys I am familiar with and don't like at all are Elefun and Don't Break the Ice. The set up for the games is lengthy and then the kids play it for a short amount of time then it's time to set them up all over.

RedBedroom wrote:The two toys I am familiar with and don't like at all are Elefun and Don't Break the Ice. The set up for the games is lengthy and then the kids play it for a short amount of time then it's time to set them up all over.

Kind of like Jenga, we loved playing it but man we HATED having to stack it all in the box again at the end of it.

Supernova wrote:

Kind of like Jenga, we loved playing it but man we HATED having to stack it all in the box again at the end of it.

Had fun playing Jenga as drinking game when I got older

I always thought pokemon cards were stupid.

But dont break the ice? I remember my sisters and I playing that for hours! lol

i miss the Mad Magazine Board Game, and Fresh N Fancy cosmetics --- u made your own eye shadows, lipsticks, perfume etc... it was sooo awesome!

Teddy Ruxpin dolls from the 80's. They were BIG teddy bears that "talked", and I found nothing cute about them. I think they were just too big.

I've always thought pogo sticks were an accident-prone piece o' nothing. However, I never tried one so I can't say if I've missed anything.

Bluesmama wrote:Teddy Ruxpin dolls from the 80's. They were BIG teddy bears that "talked", and I found nothing cute about them. I think they were just too big.

I've always thought pogo sticks were an accident-prone piece o' nothing. However, I never tried one so I can't say if I've missed anything.

LOL I had one of those! I kept it for a loooong time & would play radio tapes in them.

Bluesmama wrote:Teddy Ruxpin dolls from the 80's. They were BIG teddy bears that "talked", and I found nothing cute about them. I think they were just too big.

I've always thought pogo sticks were an accident-prone piece o' nothing. However, I never tried one so I can't say if I've missed anything.

My brother had a pogo stick and it always looked like fun but I could never stay on it for more than one bounce.

Klick Klacks. I ain't gonna lie though, I had a few of them.