Ha! I wrote this in my own thread about early memories:
I was about 2-1/2 and playing with this evil little girl who was about three (mom was visiting her mom). She pulled out her drawer of toys to show me, and when I reached in to touch something she grabbed my hand and bit my fingers. It was not the only time. And she did other things until the day my mom found me knocked out cold in the bathroom.
I remember having a big "accident" while toilet-training. I was rushing to the bathroom, pulled down my pants too soon, and I plopped either right on the floor or in my pants. Strange, that I would remember THAT.