The Bonfire of the Vanities

"How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

The Simpsons Movie

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

Full Metal Jacket

"Alright, well getting the pussy is one thing, but you ain't have to marry her"

Soul Men

"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

Snatch?

imagine your a deer, your prancin along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little lips down to cold clear water, BAM!! A FUCKIN BULLDET RIPS OFF PART OF YOUR HEAD, YOUR BRAINS ARE LAYIN ON THE GROUND IN LITTLE BLOODY PIECES, now i ask ya, would you give a fuck wat kinda pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!

Was he a yut? :biggrin:

You guys are supposed to be naming movie quotes, not reciting the monologues.....lol

I know but I couldn't resist and I wanted to give someone else a chance to give the real answer.

OK. My Cousin Vinnie.

"Barney? Could you not poke the body with a stick, please?"

Clay Pigeons

"Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell"

Dazed and Confused ("LICK ME! All of you!")

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"

The Thing.


"I don't care if I have to give you mouth to mouth to resuscitate your black ass, I want my money."

CB4?

Yup that was CB4

"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."

Four Weddings and a Funeral.

"So, its just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung Fu, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of. HAHAHAHAHA!"

It's tough to be a black hero. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

"Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin'-ass Murray!"

Coffee and Cigarettes.

"Don't look at me boy! I'll put yo ass on the news tonight."

Romeo Must Die

"I'm gonna snatch the bitch bald!"

Alright Chris, what movie is it?

That was a line from Ride.

Obviously I didn't know that one so I had to check it out on IMDb. The "memorable quote" section is empty . You get to spin again sir.

Chris wrote:

That was a line from Ride.

Yep. I knew I knew the quote....but couldn't put my finger on the movie. Haven't seen that shit in ages.

OK, Chris probably forgot that it's still his turn.

"Stupid fuckin white man".

This line was actually delivered by the same actor in two different movies so either answer will be correct.

Dead Man

"When you was walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!"

Ringmaster

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"