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Supernova
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| | Subject: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:01 am | |
| There seriously need to be some new rules set for horror movies. We had the famous 3 set in stone when Scream was made: never have sex, never drink/do drugs, NEVER say 'I'll be right back', okay these are all good but there are more that need to be covered.
1. Never trust the German doctor because he just turns out to be some sadist Nazi who experiments on victims, just kill the skinhead and run like hell.
2. Best friends always die: Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Scream, I Know What you Did Last Summer, Prom Night, Urban Legend, the best friends of the last person standing ALWAYS get killed. It's not just a matter of the last girl standing because she's a good girl and everyone else bad, everyone else includes the best friends and the best friends are ALWAYS killed off.
3. Anytime somebody makes a reference to the rest of their life, they get killed shortly afterwards.
4. Cell phones ain't EVER gonna work when you need them to.
5. The cops ain't EVER gonna get there in time.
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Marc™
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:47 am | |
| The car is never gonna start. | |
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Cheaps
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:54 am | |
| DON'T TAKE SHORTCUTS/BACK ROADS!!
your shit is gonna break down, and you'll get eaten by whatever's out there! | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:12 pm | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:14 pm | |
| oh & if the house tells you to get out...GET THE FUCK OUT!!! | |
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Supernova
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:28 pm | |
| If you're going to go out to the middle of nowhere for a party/weekend/whatever, BRING A GUN. | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:31 pm | |
| ^^ And don't forget the bullets. | |
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Supernova
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:37 pm | |
| ^^ And if you THINK the killer is dead, shoot them again just to make sure. | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:39 pm | |
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Supernova
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:40 pm | |
| Yes, in the head! Make it count. | |
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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:44 pm | |
| Don't cross the street
Don't go for the obvious exit its always going to be locked
When running from the maniac, don't go forward too far, he is going to catch you instead double back to where you started from and then continue in the opposite direction
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Nystyle709
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:47 pm | |
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Supernova
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:48 pm | |
| Do NOT plead for your life because that's not going to change anything. | |
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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:52 pm | |
| Don't hide under the bed
Don't hide in the Closet
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Supernova
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:10 pm | |
| - Tony Marino wrote:
- Don't hide under the bed
Don't hide in the Closet
Especially if the door is some pansy ass Venetian blind sliding door, what the hell? | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:13 pm | |
| Don't run through the woods. He knows them better than you even if they're on your property. | |
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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:36 pm | |
| - CeCe wrote:
- Don't run through the woods. He knows them better than you even if they're on your property.
 Soooooooooo True! | |
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Nhaiyel
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:59 pm | |
| Don't take it upon yourself to go investigate the shadowy figure you saw from your kitchen window lurking around your backyard at midnight. Either leave, or batten down the hatches. | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:56 pm | |
| - Nhaiyel wrote:
- Don't take it upon yourself to go investigate the shadowy figure you saw from your kitchen window lurking around your backyard at midnight. Either leave, or batten down the hatches.
I know!  "Did you hear that?" "Yes I did.""Wonder what it could be?" "I don't know...I'll go check."*split splat thud* | |
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wants2laugh
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:18 am | |
| - CeCe wrote:
- oh & if the house tells you to get out...GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
LOL!!!! You're on a roll tonight!  Don't stay at some rinky dink motel--- look for a Hampton Inn or something! when a priest/nun or other religious leader vomits everytime they visit your house---consider moving! If the park, ski resort, or other amusement attraction you are visiting is about to close--LEAVE! Do not stay and get locked in, left on a ski lift, or otherwise deserted with a maniac. When visiting a cemetary, do NOT perform a seance or play with a ouija board trying to raise the dead. If working with hazardous waste, please lock and triple lock the containers as to avoid zombies from eating your brains | |
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Supernova
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:20 am | |
| - wants2laugh wrote:
LOL!!!! You're on a roll tonight!
Don't stay at some rinky dink motel--- look for a Hampton Inn or something!
when a priest/nun or other religious leader vomits everytime they visit your house---consider moving!
If the park, ski resort, or other amusement attraction you are visiting is about to close--LEAVE! Do not stay and get locked in, left on a ski lift, or otherwise deserted with a maniac.
When visiting a cemetary, do NOT perform a seance or play with a ouija board trying to raise the dead.
If working with hazardous waste, please lock and triple lock the containers as to avoid zombies from eating your brains I take it you've seen Frozen? | |
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wants2laugh
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:39 am | |
| i did indeed see frozen... and when the leg breaking scene took place i literally felt the pain in my legs! | |
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Hyacinth Girl
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:16 am | |
| And whatever you do, DON'T GET IN THE SHOWER!! | |
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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:47 am | |
| - wants2laugh wrote:
- i did indeed see frozen... and when the leg breaking scene took place i literally felt the pain in my legs!
Yeah that scene did cause me to grimace too and the hungry wolves had me cringing! | |
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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Re: Rules in horror movies Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:49 am | |
| - Hyacinth Girl wrote:
- And whatever you do, DON'T GET IN THE SHOWER!!
 How could we possibly forget that! | |
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