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    Post by Marc™ Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:02 pm

    Doctors remove dildo from man's intestines

    A Chinese man had to seek medical help to remove a sex toy lodged in his intestines for five days, according to a state media report that said such cases were on the rise amid loosening attitudes towards sex.

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    Doctors at Shanghai's Zhongshan Hospital removed the 23cm dildo from the 30-year-old man's intestines using an endoscope, a hospital spokesman and a government-backed newspaper said.

    "If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into critical condition," said doctor Yao Liqing, quoted by the Shanghai Daily newspaper.

    "Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body," he added.

    He said the object had blocked the man's large intestine and caused tissue damage, and doctors were contemplating surgery if the procedure had failed.

    Shops selling sex toys and contraceptives are common in Chinese cities, as greater sexual freedom and a consumer culture take hold in the communist-ruled country.

    The Shanghai Daily said medical professionals were warning people to follow manufacturers' instructions for using sex toys and not utilise them in "unintended" ways.

    "People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people," Yao said.

    "There have been three similar cases so far this year," he added, although the report did not make clear whether Yao was referring only to cases at his hospital.

    "In the previous two or three years, we only had one such case," he said.

    A hospital spokesman confirmed the case to AFP, saying doctors performed the procedure on Saturday, but declined to comment further.

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    Post by Shale Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:20 pm

    Things lost up the ass is not uncommon. Ppl should be more careful with their anal play. Oh yeah, vaginas are good places to lose things as well - some gynecologists have been surprised at what they find, besides the occasional lost condom.
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    Post by CeCe Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:40 pm

    And battery powered too. You know those things are usually widened at the base for a reason. People. Shrugs (Oh well…)

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    Post by Supernova Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:04 pm

    This is definitely one of those stories where you can't help but go ' blank stare @ you ...you have my attention.'
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    Post by Jason B. Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:04 pm

    faints
    Guess he should have gotten one with a base large enough to prevent it from being engulfed. This thread makes me feel dirty so I'm gonna leave now. blushing
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    Post by Supernova Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:21 pm

    What I'd like to know is how the hell did he wait 5 days to get it taken out?
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    Post by CeCe Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:31 pm

    Well I would imagine he was making the effort to remove it himself without having to go to the hospital. Of course what he likely ended up doing was just make the situation worse. He was probably also hoping it would dislodge in a more...natural way lol
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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:34 pm

    Good grief! How the hell did it get up that far?
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    Post by CeCe Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:38 pm

    Doctors remove dildo from man's intestines Eggh10
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    Post by Supernova Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:56 pm

    Tony Marino wrote:Good grief! How the hell did it get up that far?

    That was my first question actually.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:35 pm

    according to a state media report that said such cases were on the rise

    That means that he ain't the only one doing it.
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    Post by CeCe Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:41 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:

    That means that he ain't the only one doing it.

    Yep
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    Post by AtownPeep Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:52 pm

    To say he got too carried away with it would be an understatement I guess. How do you even explain something like that to the doctor? I would be too through.
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    Post by CeCe Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:11 pm

    AtownPeep wrote:To say he got too carried away with it would be an understatement I guess. How do you even explain something like that to the doctor? I would be too through.

    I've heard of people having lightbulbs removed. I can at least understand the dildo to a point. I'm guessing he was probably just a little inexperienced.
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    Post by CaffeinePlease Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:20 pm

    All I can say is, ouch! Poor guy. I would've gone in for treatment right away though and not have waited five days! It's not like you could pass that thing when you went to the bathroom.
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    Post by Supernova Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:22 pm

    AtownPeep wrote:To say he got too carried away with it would be an understatement I guess. How do you even explain something like that to the doctor? I would be too through.

    Indeeeeeeed, I think a better question is, even though you as a doctor are a trained professional, how do you hear that and not laugh? I put that one right up there with the man that got his nipple bitten off by a beaver.
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    Post by CeCe Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:47 pm

    CaffeinePlease wrote:All I can say is, ouch! Poor guy. I would've gone in for treatment right away though and not have waited five days! It's not like you could pass that thing when you went to the bathroom.
    I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he thought. He probably had no idea the danger he was in.
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    Post by RedBedroom Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:05 am

    My "redbedroom is attempting funny" at parties (after too much to drink) totally has to do with the stories my ER pal has told me. Things men do with potatoes in this sleepy city would blow your mind.
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    Post by Supernova Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:08 am

    RedBedroom wrote:My "redbedroom is attempting funny" at parties (after too much to drink) totally has to do with the stories my ER pal has told me. Things men do with potatoes in this sleepy city would blow your mind.


    I guess sticking them in cars' tail pipes got kind of old after a while, eh?
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    Post by RedBedroom Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:14 am

    Supernova wrote:


    I guess sticking them in cars' tail pipes got kind of old after a while, eh?

    LOL!
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    Post by wants2laugh Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:17 am

    I have a nurse friend who said a old man... well in his late 60s came into the ER with his wife. He whispered to the doctor, "I have an apple in my rectum, but please dont tell my wife. She thinks im having chest pains." When the doctor asked how the apple got there, the man said, "I was taking a bath, and accidentally sat on it."

    Could you imagine trying to keep a straight face??? Another guy put a barbie doll up there...and it twisted, causing the arms to move, and it became impossible to come out... how the hell do you sit in the car to drive urself to the hospital???

    Anyone ever lost anything? LOL I will be honest, I lost a condom and a Today Sponge up my vagina... Red, what did u call it? a va jay yay or something like that??? LOL
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    Post by RedBedroom Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:50 am

    Yep. Vajayjay. But your ER stories rival my friend's.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:35 am

    But W2L, you didn't really lose them. You knew where they were Wink I hope no one had to roll up their sleeve to get them out Shocked
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    Post by Shale Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:19 am

    wants2laugh wrote:...Anyone ever lost anything? ...

    Not me, but when I was in Nurses Aide training they instructed us on taking rectal temps to stand there and grip the glass thermometer the whole time or you could lose it.

    Outside of a little anal play and rimming I never had any desire to stick anything up there. Which is why I get a little pissed when str8 ppl think being gay is all about butt-fucking. NO, some of us don't care for receiving that. (I do top however, for those guys who do)
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    Post by Hyacinth Girl Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:01 am

    We had one of those cases about 20-22 years ago at work; some guy shoved a dildo up too far, bodily forces took over and sucked it right up and he had to have it surgically removed. And since I work in a lab, all surgical specimens have to be sent to us for biopsy. . . . oh yes. . .

    And the pathologist we had working with us at the time, was a crotchedy old fart, and he had to "gross" the sample (dildo) from this guy. The funniest part about the whole thing, was listening in out in the hallway, while Dr. Harper was describing the surgically removed sample, into the recorder for his pathology report. LOL He was an old WWII vet, who was very closed minded, didn't like anything that he considered "deviant", and would kill you for a dime, so him getting a dildo at work was such fitting justice! I'm still laughing, all these years later.
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