What are some things that have NEVER made any sense to you?

Aside from the whole Vietnam War? (It's not a war, it's a police sanction, everybody's just going over for training but we're drafting them so there's a gun to their head that they HAVE to go where there ain't no war or else they're a traitor to their country), how about that fruitcake Johnson signing a law that draft card burners go to prison for 5 years? For all they knew back then, by the time they got out of jail the war would be over so what would be the point of that? They don't want to go to war so you punish them by NOT sending them to war and putting them in jail instead? Sure I get there's that traitor to the country stigma attached to it but if they were worried about that they wouldn't burn their cards in the first place.

Things that don't make any sense to me? Sorry, Hun but that preceding paragraph for one thing.

SN... they actually gave men the choice -- go to jail or go to war. My uncle stole a car, was offered 2 yrs in the army or six years in prison. He went to vietnam, then when he returned, they wouldnt give him leave to come home to philadelphia from california. so he went awol.. came home.. and then was not only sent BACK to war, but when his 2yrs were up, he went to jail for two years for going awol.


As far as not understanding. I do not understand the ppl on FB that post EVERY little thing they are doing minute by minute. Or write to their SO's or kids. Why write, "I love you kayla, today is your first birthday, mommy loves you so much"??? UM, the baby cant read it... and u are just trying to prove to others that you are a good parent? crazy

Top of the list of absolutely senseless things is why Cannabis (Marijuana) is illegal? On several fronts. It is no more dangerous than two legal substances (tobacco & alcohol) and the "Great Experiment" of alcohol Prohibition failed miserably and increased organized crime in the 1920s, just like drug prohibition today has put the cartels on a par with national defense in Mexico and other Latin American countries (and is spilling into the U.S.)

Why does the FDA insist that men who have had sex with men even once since 1977 can't donate blood? Those are not the only ones at risk of contracting HIV and the blood is tested for the virus anyway. Many medical doctors have stated this as fact, yet the FDA does not waiver in its discriminatory policy.

Why do impoverished, ppl who are being ripped off by the 1% of monied elite still support and vote for Repugnicants who are paid off by them and represent their interests? I guess this doesn't make sense unless you factor in that those pple who support their oppressors are senseless.

Alan Smithee wrote:

Things that don't make any sense to me? Sorry, Hun but that preceding paragraph for one thing.

OK, here's one. Out of school suspensions. Give the kid what they consider a vacation for bad behavior.

Stuff That Doesn't Make Sense

Why does lemonade have imitation flavoring, but furniture polish contains real lemon juice?
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Why is it that when I transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when I transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets.
Why is there no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Why are sweetmeats candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?
Does it make any sense that you fill in a form by filling it out?
Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one of them?
Why is that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?
If a convenience store is open 24hrs a day 365 days a year, why are there looks on the door?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
How does the man who drives the snow plow get to work?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
Why is it called quicksand if it takes you down slowly?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?
Why do celebrities spend their entire lives trying to become well-known, and then wear dark glasses so no one will recognize them?
Why do people ask you, "Can I ask you a question?" It's not like you have a choice, they already did.
If something is top secret, why would you write "confidential" on the envelope? Wouldn't it make people want to open it, as opposed to a plain old manila envelope with nothing on it?
What's the point of thongs? It's like buying a wedgie.
What's a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why is it that snowfalls, but raindrops?
Why do people make rubber duckies yellow, when real ducks are green, or brown? It's kind of dumb.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is there an expiration date on "sour" cream?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic?"
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why do we sing "take me out to the ball game", when we are already there?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss?" Shouldn't it be called a "near hit?"
Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored catfood?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that what doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice?"
Why do people long for eternal life when they don't even know what to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon?
Why do we call this planet Earth when it is 90% water?

Alan Smithee wrote:

OK, here's one. Out of school suspensions. Give the kid what they consider a vacation for bad behavior.

As Roseanne said, "2 weeks at home watching TV, boy that'll really make them maaaad."

Mouse flavored cat food!!!

i dont understand why people get pets not knowing anything about the breeds.

Every time the movie 101 Dalmatians came out, all the parents went rushing to get puppies... without knowing anything about them. They are a high energy, intelligent and stubborn breed. If you put a dalmatian in an apartment... it will be destroyed by the time you get home.

WHY would ppl not do research on such an investment of time, money, emotion????

Life in General.

Tony Marino wrote:

Life in General.

Good point.

Tony Marino wrote:

Life in General.

What's the mystery? They who dies with the most toys wins.

wants2laugh wrote:

i dont understand why people get pets not knowing anything about the breeds.

Every time the movie 101 Dalmatians came out, all the parents went rushing to get puppies... without knowing anything about them. They are a high energy, intelligent and stubborn breed. If you put a dalmatian in an apartment... it will be destroyed by the time you get home.

WHY would ppl not do research on such an investment of time, money, emotion????

Ugh.
I think I lost a friend recently. They keep getting dogs till they get one small enough to please their daughter. Ugh. She doesn't like any of the FOUR cuz they are not "purse dogs." Simply awful and this friend is no longer on the top list at all.

RedBedroom wrote:

Ugh.
I think I lost a friend recently. They keep getting dogs till they get one small enough to please their daughter. Ugh. She doesn't like any of the FOUR cuz they are not "purse dogs." Simply awful and this friend is no longer on the top list at all.

Purse dogs, seriously? When I was a kid all that was necessary for a dog to be good was to be a dog at all and be ours.

Alan Smithee wrote:

What's the mystery? They who dies with the most toys wins.

Then I definitely win!

wants2laugh wrote:

Then I definitely win!

That's as may be but I've been cornering the market on batteries so sooner or later you're going to have to see me