Hijack This Thread [game]

This is a quasi-game, but I didn't wanna post it in the game section because it's not the typical Q&A or trivia challenge.

Alright - so you cannot stay on topic in this thread. The rule says you must change the topic EVERY time you post, thereby every post will HIJACK the thread. Try and make your post ("topic") as interesting as possible so the next poster will actually WANT to stay on topic....but can't.

My topic:
Based on their posts and conversation, there is a certain Chamber member who I would most likely be down to [sexually] messing around with if they weren't hundreds of miles away....

My neighbor came over and gave me fresh tomatoes from her garden, they were delicious!

I had this very weird itch in a personal region, but a shower took care of it.

I was at the grocery store and saw this elderly lady with a pair of brightest apple green pants I've ever seen on anyone over the age of about 5 or 6.

Conservatives, Republicans have evil, venomous ooze seeping through their bodies. They are terrified of their political and antiquated societal views becoming obsolete and losing their own personal standing in this country to the very same people they enjoying seeing as being "beneath" them!

Solange Knowles know she wrong for shaving her head like that.

I'm horny as hell but if I start to masturbate, I'll fall asleep.

^
Damn caught by the rules of my own thread!


About an hour ago, I ate a large bowl of ice cream and now it's reached that spot....

When it gets very hot outside my testicles tend to hang very low.

This is a pretty boring Friday night.

There is a cold front coming thru Miami tonight. It could get down below 60.

I have this extreme urge to have something in my mouth.

I recently had a canker sore on the roof of my mouth the size of a gooseberry, try eating with that.

Douching the anus feels really freaky but I like it!

I find lately that I enjoy writing erotic thoughts to another person.

I finally got to the next chapter of my novel. It's time for one of my famous kill chapters where some innocent poor sap comes face to face with the novel's antagonist and *slice! xD

Human sexuality is more fluid than I thought.

Marc™ wrote:Human sexuality is more fluid than I thought.

Well you can believe that if you want but it's just a stereotype that men won’t stop and ask for directions.

Grapes are fun.

Had to lie to the cops tonight.

Tonight I was in a room with a bunch of naked men.

Some people eat so little that they can be satisfied with the samples given out in the mall food court as their supper.

Ladies, do you trust men who tell you they'll "pull out"?

I am cooking dinner today for my sister a nice Italian dinner.