Now, I know there are a few dads here, so I know you all were there. But my question more has to do with being party to the birth of a child that is not yours?

I did one time. And that was enough. It was my son's cousin and it was crazy awkward to be part of it all. In the end, it was pretty cool to see him actually born, but five years later, all I recall is the awkward.

Do you mean in the delivery room with someone else's wife to see her try and pass a watermelon through her Holiest of Holies? No. No I haven't.

I've never seen any child born - and I thank God for that; I think that would mess me up beyond repair.