I laugh thinking about this story my mom heard while watching Joel Osteen on TV a few years back. He was telling the story about a burglar broke into this house and it was dark and quiet and he figured he could get in and get out. When he got into the house, he heard this voice call out 'Jesus is watching you', and looking around he saw a parrot, and it said its name was Moses. And the burglar asked 'what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?' and the parrot replied 'the same kind of people that would name a 130 pound Rotweiller Jesus'