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 | | Subject: 30 Things Every Man Should Quit Doing By 30 Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:32 pm | |
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- Bragging about how “commitmentphobic” you are.
- Thinking that because you have a good and stable job, you can getaway with saying stuff on a first date like, “I smoke a LOT of pot!”And repeating that 10 times.
- Smoking a lot of pot.
- Pointing at a cute baby and slyly remarking, “Your biological clock is ticking.”
- Taking a packet of coke out of your windbreaker on a first date,just to show us how cool you are. Not cool. We’re not impressed.
- Discussing your innermost desire to be a “public intellectual.”
- Catcalling women on the street, or loudly judging them if they are carrying McDonald’s home for dinner.
- Taking women out to the theater, then escorting them outside the theater after the show to attend an “after-party” back inside.
- Ordering sardines at a tapas restaurant on the first date — and a pitcher of white sangria for one to wash it all down.
- Growing out your grizzly-man beard so it’s even bushier.
- Living at home with your parents.
- Pining after Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Portman and other varioushipster dreamgirls that are unattainable. You’re not Zach Braff, OK?
- Thinking about the One Who Got Away — and sending her text messagesat 3 a.m., even though you haven’t seen her in years and you areengaged.
- Playing mind games with women — no one has time for that.
- Spending most of your time playing videogames. You do not live in a videogame.
- Not holding the door open, or not giving up your seat on the bus for a pregnant woman holding a large box.
- Texting instead of calling a woman to ask her out.
- Blind-mass texting women and propositioning the first one who responds.
- Calling women bitches, hos, cougars and c—ts.
- Taking the side of Tiger Woods, Jesse James and other infamous cheaters.
- Boasting about not being close to your family, or not going home for your grandfather’s funeral because he “was 85 anyway.’
- Jumping from job to job.
- Negging us. It doesn’t work. Stop taking advice from Mystery.
- Growing creepy handlebar mustaches, a la Daniel Plainview and registered sex offenders.
- Talking about how much money you have.
- Talking about how much money you don’t have.
- Texting with someone else during a date — or taking a phone call. That’s just rude.
- Wearing clothes that don’t fit.
- Staying out all night at hookah bars with your random friends from Semester at Sea.
- Getting a sharehouse on the Jersey Shore with 20 other strangers,and leaving your girlfriend alone on the weekends so you can party atsaid sharehouse.
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