My 30 y.o cousin was recently put out of his mothers house (he was living there) because

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When his mother was putting up his laundry, she found a cup under his bed with urine in it. He was too lazy to get up and go pee in the toilet so he did it in a cup and got put out for it. Have you EVER pee'd in a cup because you just didn't feel like getting up to use the toilet?

Um, no.

Uhh yeah. Its another reason God made our penises like hoses. Don't do it regularly but I can't say I never did. Never pissed in a reusable cup from the cabinet but there's been a few times when a plastic disposable cup by my bed wound up being filled because I was almost sleep and didn't feel like getting up and using the bathroom or because I was too into what I was doing and didn't wanna leave it to go pee. But minutes later I always go pour it out and toss the cup though. Never leave it setting. I bet 80% of guys are guilty of doing this at some point!

I'm in the 20% bracket. Been too lazy to get out of the shower? Yeah. Been too lazy to get out of bed? No.

How you gonna be too lazy to go to the bathroom? I would have put his arse out too!

I'm that 20% too then. Easiest task in the world to walk 10 ft to the bathroom and pee in the bowl.

. Guess that was just the last straw. She's already doing his damn laundry, and then had to find that on top of it?Nah, you gots to go, lol.

I'm in the 20% too.

I've pee'd in the shower.
I've pee'd outside in the grass and against walls.
I've even pee'd in public pools.

But never felt compelled to do it in a CUP! LOL

My younger brother used to do that as a kid. He wasn't even smart enough to pour it out, he'd just leave it sitting and completely forget about it. My mom would find those cups and be livid.

I've done it before , but not because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom. Instead it was *because* the bathroom was occupied and I couldn't wait.

Um, trif!

Not in a cup but a few times I peed in a bottle but when I did make it to the bathroom, I emptied it and threw the bottle away. If I had to use a cup then I probably would not have to pee that badly cause I don't think a cup would hold it all if you had to go really bad.

There've been times when I was in the car and had to go, saw a empty bottle and did what I had to.