Tony Marino wrote:That would not be such a bad idea would it??
Heeeheee
well now that i think about it there ARE way worse things.
Tony Marino wrote:That would not be such a bad idea would it??
Tony Marino wrote:... I am such a nasty boy!
Shale wrote:Tony Marino wrote:... I am such a nasty boy!
IDK, kinda subjective.
Nasty is in the mouth of the beholder.
I was going to say it needed to swallow more than that.CeCe wrote:^^several times
alan smithee wrote:Hey, come on now. She beat anorexia!
Tony Marino wrote:...Sex with Betty would probably be like having your own water bed even though you would have to douse her with flour to find.........well you know what I mean. ...
Shale wrote:Tony Marino wrote:...Sex with Betty would probably be like having your own water bed even though you would have to douse her with flour to find.........well you know what I mean. ...
Yeah, I know what you mean. I don't get sexually turned on by fat ppl but I was once pressed into making it with a woman who looked just like "Betty."
Let me tell you, I am very oral, but when you have to use both arms to hold up a belly that is hiding a pussy, it is hard to stay hard.
Luckily I was there mainly for her husband and I could concentrate on doing him. But he managed to do her with fervor. Quite a sight actually.
Tony Marino wrote:You would never have to worry about being cold at night with Betty sleeping beside you.
RedBedroom wrote:You guys, while I would never take a photo of myself in my skivvies, I am the same size as "Betty". So, all these jokes kind of sting.
***GOTCHA !!!!****
RedBedroom wrote:You guys, while I would never take a photo of myself in my skivvies, I am the same size as "Betty". So, all these jokes kind of sting.
***GOTCHA !!!!****
alan smithee wrote:Tony Marino wrote:You would never have to worry about being cold at night with Betty sleeping beside you.
Unless she roles over . Know how you can tell that your wife/GF has gained weight? She sits on your face and you can't hear the TV. Regardless...welcome aboard, Betty.
RedBedroom wrote:You guys, while I would never take a photo of myself in my skivvies, I am the same size as "Betty". So, all these jokes kind of sting.
***GOTCHA !!!!****
TSJFan4Ever wrote:RedBedroom wrote:You guys, while I would never take a photo of myself in my skivvies, I am the same size as "Betty". So, all these jokes kind of sting.
***GOTCHA !!!!****
You had me there too for a minute, Red - lol!
"Betty" isn't the wanna-be 1-ton mom, is she? I hear that lady is up just over 700 pounds now and loving the encouragement she's getting form people who pay to see her in her skivvies.
Regarding sex with Betty? You really better hope you're the one on top!!!!
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