Scoops & Spoilers
Previews for the week of 21-Feb-2011
by Carol Banks Weber

• Natalie puts John and Kelly together for a fling. Burn.
  
  
• Natalie reports to Joey about Kelly’s recent actions with John.
  
  
• Joey reacts to Natalie’s report like a jealous boyfriend, which is perplexing.
  
  
• Natalie thinks it’s odd for Joey to care what Kelly does if he’s all about Aubrey.
  
  
• Natalie and Joey put down Kelly and John for the cheating.
  
  
• Kelly comes clean to Blair about sleeping with John.
  
  
• John walks around like a drunken wreck.
  
  
• Echo says some things to John that give him pause. It’s actually good advice about how to handle Natalie.
  
  
• Kelly leaves behind a pie for Natalie. Like that’s gonna make the cheating easier to bear.
  
  
• Joey lights into a departing Kelly, like there’s no tomorrow.
  
  
• Kelly and Joey get into a snipe-fest.
  
  
• John winds up back at Natalie’s, but just to bond with baby Liam.
  
  
• Natalie firstly assumes John’s back for her. Nope, not yet.
  
  
• John and Natalie can’t help but soften around baby Liam. That doesn’t mean John’s over it.
  
  
• John is found embracing Kelly – who is bothered by fighting with Joey earlier – and fists fly.
  
  
• Joey lets his jealousy over Kelly show when he goes to deck John.
  
  
• Starr drops the bombshell about Ford and Jessica’s baby to Langston.
  
  
• Langston dishes with Starr sadly about seeing Ford holding hands with some blonde bimbo, as they left for somewhere.
  
  
• Starr arrives at the shocker that Jessica has morphed into Tess.
  
  
• Langston shares with Brody what happened to her when she saw Ford hand-in-hand with some blonde bimbo outside Capricorn.
  
  
• Brody grasps the severity of the recent course of events when it’s clear Jessica has split into Tess.
  
  
• Brody passes on word about Jessica’s split to Viki.
  
  
• Viki and Clint learn about Jessica, and what’s happened since the double-wedding reveal.
  
  
• Tess drags Ford to Vegas to get hitched real fast. Brody and Langston are in hot pursuit.
  
  
• Brody thinks he’s going it alone to Vegas, to deal with Tess and Ford. But Langston has also gone.
  
  
• Preoccupied about what his absence is doing to Langston, Ford tries to fight Tess and Tess’s agenda. However, Tess proves to be too much in power.
  
  
• Tess menacingly reminds Ford that if he doesn’t go along, then he’ll pay.
  
  
• Rex has his day with unapologetic bastard, Clint.
  
  
• Clint reinforces Rex’s hatred by proclaiming that he’s still glad he had the paternity test fixed.
  
  
• Rex threatens to go to Bo with info against Clint about David.
  
  
• Clint pushes all of Rex’s buttons, trying to act big and bold. He laughs at Rex, saying the guy doesn’t have the guts to bring up what really happened to David under his watch, to Bo.
  
  
• Aubrey and Cutter work overtime to settle Rama down and get her to STFU.
  
  
• Tea and Todd look high and low for their daughter, Dani. They hit all the usual hot spots, including La Boulaie. Nothing.
  
  
• James makes sure he sends Tea and Todd on a wild goose chase.
  
  
• Tea and Todd become embroiled in a debate about his possessively violent take on the Dani/Nate situation.
  
  
• Dani rings up her mom, Tea, to say she’s fine but she needs to get away from Todd for awhile, at least until he comes to his senses.
  
  
• Tea chooses to leave Todd out of the loop of Dani’s plans.
  
  
• Dani notifies Todd that she will stay gone until he’s calm again.
  
  
• James includes Starr in on what’s going on with Dani/Nate.
  
  
• James and Starr go to the bungalow in the woods to hang with Dani and Nate.
  
  
• Thanks to James, Dani is hiding out with her boyfriend Nate out at Viki’s bungalow.
  
  
• Blair gets to see and be with Tomas yet another time.
  
  
• Blair talks about her extended family. When she gets to the part about Todd marrying Tea, Tomas responds like he recognizes Tea’s name. (He does.)
  
  
• It seems Tomas and Tea may be related, as siblings. Uh, Tea never mentioned a brother before.
  
  
• Todd’s on the rag, giving butthole a new name.
  
  
• Tea sees her long-lost brother Tomas, standing in front of her, after all these years. The back story is, Tomas left his clan behind long ago.
  
  
• Todd turns into a complete jerk when he comes across Tomas.
  
  
• Tea finally comes out with it about Dani having phoned, which aggravates Todd even more.
  
  
• Dorian makes several indictments against Echo, namely that Charlie still has no idea that Echo was sitting on the Clint paternity scandal all along.
  
  
• In her diatribe against Echo, Dorian also suspects a one-night stand between Echo and Charlie. But say nothing further. This could be a trump card.
  
  
• Dorian goes straight to Viki about Echo, except holds out about the suspicion of Charlie cheating.
  
  
• Dorian confirms through Viki’s accounting of recent events that Charlie had disappeared for awhile (long enough to make love with Echo) but has come back, safe and sound.
  
  
• Dorian reminds Echo by phone who’s boss, by talking around the subject of Charlie and some hanky-panky.
  
  
• Shane suffers in quiet shame as bullies make fun of him during school hours. This week, everybody sees what Shane has to deal with when Blair and Todd’s son Jack pops up as Shane’s tormentor.
  
  
• Matthew can’t even be bothered by the bullying Shane has to go through.
  
  
• Hi, new guy Rick (Austin Peck). Nice to meet you.
  
  
• Next week: John goes to St. Ann’s to see about Marty… Rex calls Clint’s bluff by turning around and blowing Clint’s lie to Bo’s face – about throwing David in prison overseas and… Blair reacts to Tomas and Tea’s sibling status. At least they weren’t former lovers… Tomas works on Tea to ditch this Todd, straight away… Todd puts the scare into (eternal victim) Inez, if she doesn’t do as she’s told… Bo, Nora and Tea’s jaws simultaneously drop as Clint skates again from the long arm of the law… Vimal comes forward to drop more bon-mots… Dorian is determined to harass Echo until the truth comes out about the cheating with Charlie… Real-life talk show host, Wendy Williams, appears on TV as Access Llanview talk show host, Phyllis Rose… Viki gets to know and warm up to Ford… Viki is gonna need someone in her corner.
  

Wow - there's almost nothing here that interests me. Same old, same old or it involves characters I have no interest in. If things continue down this path, and Trevor leaves, it's going to be easier to quit OLTL than I would ever have imagined.

Thanks for posting, Chris.

Looks like its gonna be the Johnny and Kelly show.

Cant wait for Rex to tell Bo about David. I hear Tuc is coming back, dont know for how long. Even if its short term, some David Vickers is better than nothing!

What pisses me off is they let him out of his contract last summer cause Desperate Housewives made him a series regular. So i started watching DH on a regular basis. He's hardly ever on! His ultimate role will always be David. David Vickers rocks!