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Stopping on the way to drop off paperwork at the unemployment office

Talk about your auto erotic asphyxiation obsession

Show him/her your room at your parent's house

Stop by the planned parenthood clinic before dinner

Don't say that everybody calls you the "bonemaster"

Show your large quanity of morning after pills, as you dont like to wear
condoms

Show up wearing a strap-on

Wear a clown outfit with the words "John Wayne Gacy forever" stenciled on
your shirt


Have a tube of Preperation H in your shirt pocket

Talk about your time in prisonDo NOT use the L wordTalk about your rashDon't bring along your blowup doll for a threesome

Avoid texting from across the restaurant dinner table to either (i) advise that she/he has a piece of green lettuce stuck between her/his teeth and it's
grossing you out, or (ii) inform her/him you've gotta exit because your IBS is
suddenly acting up

Don't tell her/him about the dungeon you dug under your basement
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Fart
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Oops...thought you were asking for advise, Tony. What NY said. Don't be rude to your waiter or waitress (I'm too politically incorrect to say "server") or anyone else for that matter.

On second thought, your behavior doesn’t matter. Like the observation that you don’t need a parachute to go skydiving…you need one to go skydiving more than once, you can be as obnoxious as you want on a first date. As long as you don’t care if you get a second one.
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Complain about things or show your cynical side.
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Pick up your girl at her apartment in a 50-passenger, bright yellow school bus. blushing

OH Wait! She didn't mind. She married my ass. big grin

Oh, well - not really good at dating. Blue Cool
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Pick up your girl at her apartment in a 50-passenger, bright yellow school bus. blushing

Blue Cool

Didn't you used to be Keith Partridge confused Wink
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Lots of trial and error there in your dating life, Tony! LOL
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Asking about their finances on a first date, or even a second or 3rd one.

That you want to be the one making all of the decisions (not at any point, actually)
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Lots of trial and error there in your dating life, Tony! LOL

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Have a tube of Preperation H in your shirt pocket

ROFLMAO! That probably should stay at home, or in the glove compartment.
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Bring a friend. pissed
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Bring a friend not interested in a 3-way. big grin
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Ask to borrow money.
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