Two and a Half Men

Alan Smithee wrote:I wonder if they're going to give Charlie a big FU and slam the door in his face by killing off his character? In the most undignified yet hilarious way they can think of.

Bluesmama wrote:What has started to bug me about this show is what they've done to Alan's character. They've turned him too pathetic. At first I accepted that as perhaps a plunge from his brother's death, but it's gotten old. The writer needs to brighten up his character some.

Also, Berta's lines have apparently cut back. And where's the mother????

Chris wrote:I read that when it returns in the fall, it's moving from its long held Monday night time slot to Thursday.

Angus T. Jones blasts 'Two and a Half Men,' calls the hit series 'filth'
'If you watch 'Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.' I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it,' said Jones in a videotaped testimonial.
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By Don Kaplan / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Monday, November 26, 2012, 8:04 PM



Angus T. Jones of "Two and a Half Men" has denounced the show that made
him one of Hollywood's highest-paid teens. Although he says he'd like
to leave, his contract requires him to remain on the show for another year.

This “half” man is biting the hand that has fed him millions.

Less than two years after Charlie Sheen was booted from “Two and a Half Men,” his co-star, Angus T. Jones, 19, has blasted the series as "filth" and suggested people should stop watching.

“If you watch 'Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.’ I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,’ and I don't want to be on it,” said Jones in a videotaped testimonial for the Forerunner Chronicles.

The group is linked to the Voice of Prophecy Seventh-Day Adventist church in Los Angeles, where Jones worships.

“Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth,” Jones pleaded.

Jones has played Jake, a sarcastic kid who lives with his single dad (Jon Cryer), since the hugely successful series launched in 2003. As one of the highest-paid teens, he takes home around $8 million annually, about $350,000 per episode.



Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and Charlie Sheen during the early days of 'Two and a Half Men.'


And until last year, Jones shared the screen with Charlie Sheen — one of Hollywood’s most notorious hedonists.

After he suffered a public meltdown in 2011, Sheen’s character was killed off, and he was replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

In the video, Jones says the show is part of the plan of "the enemy"— presumably Satan.



Angus T. Jones with guest star Miley Cyrus on "Two and a Half Men."
Jones, who has grown more religious, may now find the show he calls
"filth" too sexual for his tastes. In a recent episode, Cyrus played
a visiting friend’s daughter who noted the bed of Ashton Kutcher's
character and trilled: "I bet you could do some serious drilling on a workbench like this."


"If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here," he said.

"I don't want to be contributing to the enemy's plan. … You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't. I'm not OK with what I'm learning, what the Bible says and being on that television show."

Alas, he said, his hands are tied. "I am under contract for another year so it is not too much of a decision on my part. I know God has me there for a reason for another year.”

Jones says that he went to a Christian school but wasn’t really religious. His parents’ marriage broke up a couple of years ago, he said, and he fell into temptation.



Jon Cryer as Alan, Angus T. Jones as Jake, and Charlie Sheen as Charlie.
Jones now says he can't be a "true God-fearing person" and be on a show like
"Two and a Half Men," which he describes as the work of "the enemy."


“Two and a Half Men” may be too sexy for Jones.

* In a recent episode, Miley Cyrus played a visiting friend’s daughter who noted Kutcher’s bed and trilled: "I bet you could do some serious drilling on a workbench like this."

* Last year, Jon Cryer’s “squeaky-clean” character, Alan, revealed he might have fathered a child out of wedlock with his ex-wife and that, as a child, he was tricked by his brother Charlie into letting the family dog lick peanut butter off his genitals.

* During an episode earlier this month, Alan, lying in bed in a mental hospital but believing he was in the presidential suite of the Bellagio, ordered three hookers from room service, chomped on a cigar and declared that he was "winning," a reference to Sheen's public rants after he was axed from “Men.”