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Chris Chamber Admin.
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| Subject: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:56 am | |
| Some of them are rather dubious. Some of these are real eye openers Almost all are entertaining. Number fourteen is particularly interesting. From Men’s Health http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/penis_facts/index.php - Quote :
- 1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.
2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large penis.” Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we’ll shut up now.
7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
9. An international Men’s Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better “semen displacement” you’ll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That’s according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the “scooping” mechanism of the penis’s coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.
12. The penis that’s been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 — that’s about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It’s good to be king.
13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm — and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking. | |
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Marc™ …is a Chamber DEITY.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:08 am | |
| You don't need a brain to cum huh? Figures.... | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:21 am | |
| Interesting facts, thanks Chris. I had number 3 done for the first time the other day and all is healthy and good | |
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2xy …is an Up 'N Comer.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:16 am | |
| "The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs." It's not about equality, it's about free time. Jesus....I don't have all frickin' day. Tell you what....I'll have more time to spend on cultivating the male orgasm if the male in this house will do more housework and chauffeuring of the young'uns. That's a tip for you guys with live-in women. Never mind flowers and candy. Vacuum the floor, organize the closet, or put away the laundry if you want to turn on your chick. Ever see this book? | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:31 am | |
| "Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large penis.” | |
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Nhaiyel …is a Power Member.
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:17 pm | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:23 pm | |
| - JM130ELM wrote:
- LOL at no. 7
Cum to think of it, how do they know this? | |
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CatEyes10736 …is a Power Member.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:37 pm | |
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- 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
So, be honest now, how many of you men have tried to do this?? - Quote :
- 10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
Two minutes? | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:42 pm | |
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- 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
So, be honest now, how many of you men have tried to do this??
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- 10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
Two minutes? ...and 50 seconds! | |
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GrayWolf …is Authorized.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:04 pm | |
| - alan smithee wrote:
- CatEyes10736 wrote:
So, be honest now, how many of you men have tried to do this??
Two minutes? ...and 50 seconds! Indeed. Let's not dis the 50 seconds. That's when spots get popped. | |
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:23 pm | |
| - CatEyes10736 wrote:
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- 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
So, be honest now, how many of you men have tried to do this?? Not actually a man at the time - teenager. It was a time of exploring. (about the time I learned that farts ignite.) | |
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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:45 pm | |
| - Chris wrote:
1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy. Didn't know that. Glad I'm not a smoker! - Chris wrote:
- 2.Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
I DID know that. That's why circumcision is still defended as "legit" by the medical industry even though they admit it's not necessarily a benefit to the child. It's a multimillion dollar a year scam which doctors never disclose and that most parents don't know about! But you already know my feelings about this. - Chris wrote:
- 3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
I knew that too. I learned that from the movie Liar, Liar. - Chris wrote:
- 4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
Mine usually lasts about 10-15 seconds, so I guess I'm lucky. The ones that only last 6 seconds are the dissapointing ones. - Chris wrote:
- 5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large penis.” Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
- Chris wrote:
- 6.Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we’ll shut up now.
I wonder if it actually feels like the real thing. I couldn't imagine! - Chris wrote:
- 7.Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
I admit, I've tried and failed on more than one occassion! - Chris wrote:
- 8.There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
Apparently, I am a grower, which is nice when showing off to guys, but not as much of a WOW factor when you are in the bedroom. - Chris wrote:
- 9. An international Men’s Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
Yippie! - Chris wrote:
- 10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
We're just that good! - Chris wrote:
- 11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better “semen displacement” you’ll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That’s according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the “scooping” mechanism of the penis’s coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.[/b]
I supposed that depends on your definition of what "matters". - Chris wrote:
- 12. The penis that’s been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 — that’s about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It’s good to be king.
- Chris wrote:
- 13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm — and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
Lucky me. - Chris wrote:
- 14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
That almost seems like a contradiction! - Chris wrote:
- 15.The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.
OUCH! | |
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Chris Chamber Admin.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:20 am | |
| - CatEyes10736 wrote:
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- 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
So, be honest now, how many of you men have tried to do this?? The cramp I got from trying was enough to let me know that I wasn't that one in four hundred. | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:39 am | |
| - CatEyes10736 wrote:
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- 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
So, be honest now, how many of you men have tried to do this?? Yep I have when I was younger and I am not one of the 400, missed by a couple of inches. The strain of trying is not worth it. | |
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Chris Chamber Admin.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:42 am | |
| ^ Same here. It's better to get oral pleasure from someone else anyway! | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:44 am | |
| - Chris wrote:
- ^ Same here. It's better to get oral pleasure from someone else anyway!
Yep you don't have to worry about snapping your neck in two. | |
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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:38 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:03 pm | |
| Chris, it's just as well you're not in the #7 catagory. You never would have had the time to establish TCC. | |
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