I would probably hook up with a gang for protection.

If I had to, I would. It is hard to imagine.

I hope I never have to find out. I actually have a cousin who has been in prison for six years, serving a twelve year sentence. He said it's basically like being at a hardened school. It's best to have a clique.

Hell na!! dont wanna find out either.

Tony Marino wrote:

I would probably hook up with a gang for protection.

They'd fight over you....

I'd probably get shived

Marc™ wrote:

Tony Marino wrote:

I would probably hook up with a gang for protection.

They'd fight over you....

Tony Marino wrote:

Marc™ wrote:

They'd fight over you....

Winner takes all.

Tony Marino wrote:

Marc™ wrote:

They'd fight over you....

Tony, you're too good looking for prison. You'd get passed around more than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert.

alan smithee wrote:

Tony Marino wrote:

Tony, you're too good looking for prison. You'd get passed around more than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert.

I would have to find a male chastity belt to wear in that case Uncle.

Tony Marino wrote:

alan smithee wrote:

Tony, you're too good looking for prison. You'd get passed around more than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert.

I would have to find a male chastity belt to wear in that case Uncle.

On his first day in the joint, a white collar criminal is put in the same cell with the biggest badass in the whole prison. Needless to say, the new fish is almost ready to shit himself when the badass asks him, "Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?" "The husband," stammers the new guy. The baddass just nods. Later, after lights out the new guy hears his cellmate say,"Hey honey, get over here and suck your wife's cock."

alan smithee wrote:

Tony Marino wrote:

I would have to find a male chastity belt to wear in that case Uncle.

On his first day in the joint, a white collar criminal is put in the same cell with the biggest badass in the whole prison. Needless to say, the new fish is almost ready to shit himself when the badass asks him, "Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?" "The husband," stammers the new guy. The baddass just nods. Later, after lights out the new guy hears his cellmate say,"Hey honey, get over here and suck your wife's cock."

cheaps wrote:

Hell na!! dont wanna find out either.

I think I would rather die.

I'd be fine if Martha Stewart got sent back and I could be cellmates with her--we'll just teach everyone how to bling-up your prison jumpsuit so it's festive for every occasion, and hold classes for things like: "Style On A (Federal Funded) Budget: Sassy Up Your Mess Hall Banquet Table With Paper Plates and Plastic Utensils"

Hyacinth Girl wrote:

I'd be fine if Martha Stewart got sent back and I could be cellmates with her--we'll just teach everyone how to bling-up your prison jumpsuit so it's festive for every occasion, and hold classes for things like: "Style On A (Federal Funded) Budget: Sassy Up Your Mess Hall Banquet Table With Paper Plates and Plastic Utensils"

I'm too swishy.

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Ya'll better not do shit and expect me testify or take the heat for you. I ain't going to jail for NOBODY!

Nystyle709 wrote:

HELL








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Ya'll better not do shit and expect me testify or take the heat for you. I ain't going to jail for NOBODY!

So. About the witness protection program

I'd try to make it, but honestly, I'd go crazy being confined like that, I'd go out of my head.