Things that make you mad as hell

Nhaiyel wrote:

Supernova wrote:I've got another one to add to this, and this has been on my nerves for quite some time now, and once again has to do with my neighbors. The youngest boy came over one day for breakfast, because their father doesn't keep anything in the fridge except meat and cheese for sandwiches, and Tv dinners, and it never occurs to him to buy more than one thing at the grocery store, not as in he'll get 10 of something, but just get 1 thing of something each day with three kids to feed.

Anyway, the boy comes over, and we make him pancakes, and the whole time we're waiting for the frying pan to heat up he keeps sticking his finger in the batter and eating it, and with every single miniscule swallow he makes this loud GULPING sound, and never the whole finger, just the tip, so stick in the tip, suck it GULP, stick it in, suck it GULP, and even when the pancake is cooking he won't wait until it's done, it's flipped, he takes the excess off the spatula and GULP GULP GULPS!

I thought I was going to LOSE MY MIND having to endure that noise... To hear that constant GULP GULP GULPING is to know the madness that plagued Elizabeth Taylor's character in Suddenly Last Summer as she recalls the ghastly GULPING noises the cannibals made when they ate her cousin Sebastian! If I never have to listen to that kid eat again it'll be TOO SOON!

Ew. I would have told him to sit his butt down.

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