For Those Who Insist On Being "Politically Correct".

For those who insist on being "Politically Correct":



She does not: 
GET PMS 
- She becomes: 
HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL


She is not: 
A SCREAMER OR MOANER 
- She is: 
VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE


She is not: 
EASY 
- She is: 
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE


She does not: 
CUT YOU OFF 
- She becomes: 
HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE


She does not have: 
BIG HOOTERS 
- Her: 
CUPS RUNNETH OVER


She does not have: 
A KILLER BODY 
- She is: 
TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE


She is not: 
A BAD COOK 
- She is: 
MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE


She is not: 
A BAD DRIVER 
- She is: 
AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED


She is not a: 
PERFECT 10 
- She is: 
NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR


She does not: 
HATE SPORTS ON TV 
- She is: 
ATHLETICALLY BIASED


She does not have: 
SEXY LIPS 
- She is: 
COLLAGEN DEPENDENT


She does not get: 
DRUNK 
- She is: 
ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED


You do not ask her: 
TO DANCE 
- You request a: 
PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE


She is not: 
A GOSSIP 
- She is a: 
VERBAL TERMINATOR


She does not have: 
A GREAT BUTT 
She is: 
GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS


She is not: 
HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS 
- She is: 
MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED


She is not: 
COLD OR FRIGID 
- She is: 
THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE


She does not: 
WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP 
- She is: 
COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED


She does not have: 
GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK) 
- Her breasts are: 
CENTRALLY LOCATED


She will never: 
GAIN WEIGHT 
- She will become: 
A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER


She does not: 
SHAVE HER LEGS 
- She experiences: 
TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION


She does not have: 
A HARD BODY 
- She is: 
ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE


She does not: 
SUN BATHE 
- She experiences: 
SOLAR ENHANCEMENT


Her breast will never: 
SAG 
- They will: 
LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD


She does not: 
SHOP TOO MUCH 
- She is: 
OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS


She does not have: 
BIG HAIR 
- She is: 
OVERLY AEROSOLED


She does not: 
SNORE 
- She is: 
NASALLY REPETITIVE


She does not: 
GET DRUNK 
- She becomes: 
VERBALLY DYSLEXIC


She is not: 
TOO SKINNY 
- She is: 
SKELETALLY PROMINENT

Cute.

LOL!

LOL! I love when political correctness is poked fun at all.