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by Alan Smithee Fri May 11, 2012 5:58 am

Police in the town of Kemah, Texas, don't take too kindly to folks who opt to ride around naked on unicycles. Cops busted 45-year-old Joseph Glynn Farley for doing just that, saying Farley's tuchus was a distraction to drivers and that he was creating a hazard by falling off his unicycle and into lanes of traffic. For his part, Farley says he just likes the feeling of riding without his clothes on.

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Poor guy...he just wants the feeling of the air between his cheeks! Or he's a show off. My son likes to take his five foot unicycle and ride it down the sidewalk (clothed) during rush hr. traffic on the main street here. He gets a kick out of seeing how slow the cars will go to watch.

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by Shale Fri May 11, 2012 9:53 am

No, not me. Bike seats are bad enuf with clothes on - don't want that thing poking between my ass cheeks nude.

However, we did have a young man who biked around Miami Beach in a T-back. He coulda been a traffic hazard 'cause he was kinda hot. It was legal tho.

And of course things are different in San Francisco!

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by wants2laugh Fri May 11, 2012 1:40 pm

hahahhahaa... i was about to say.. you must KNOW where the hell you are and if you are gonna get away with it--- Calif... sure they will accept it... TEXAS... he is lucky he didnt get the death penalty lol

honestly... NJ is liberal with many things... but a guy walking down my street naked would get his ass beat! everyone would assume he was some kind of pervert looking for some kids.