Notes from the Edge of Life

NOTES FROM THE EDGE OF LIFE

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

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Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
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Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

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Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

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Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

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Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Funny notes, my brotha.

i liked that

All of that forever.

FOREVER.

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Ha.

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
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Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin




That was a good one.

That is so funny. LOVE the Palin one!

Tony Marino wrote:
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Ooooooh. lol

Those were great.

I thought they sounded familiar.