Homekinetic wrote:
Worse is taking a leak after and getting that annoying feeling in your groin.
What annoying feeling?
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by Tony Marino Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:56 pm
What annoying feeling?
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This is hysterical....
Asian kid gets caught j/o at school.
Asian kid gets caught j/o at school.
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by Wadsworth Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:58 pm
Marc wrote:This is hysterical....
Asian kid gets caught j/o at school.
That shit was funny.
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YT was a bunch of busters and deleted the video. Here it is again....
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by Jason B. Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:01 pm
The Asian kid caught playing with himself video is all over the internet. Since his john wasn't out, I wonder if it was real. Seemed like a real reaction.
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by captainbryce Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:04 pm
Yes, I was caught by my cousin when he walked in on me in my room. I was 14 he was 12 at the time. I was also caught by my roomate in the dorms/barracks one time a few years ago. But I don't really count that because I've also caught him doing it first. Plus we were both pretty open about masturbation (as I am with most of my friends).Tony Marino wrote:Here is another masturbatory question, has anyone ever caught you in the act of masturbating?? Details please.
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by captainbryce Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:10 pm
Okay this is kind of gross but I usually have a paper towel under my pillow if I know I'm going to be doing it in bed. Then I just reach under there and wipe myself off, ball it up and throw it in the trash can. If I don't have any thing to clean up with at the time and I really don't want to get up and find something, I'll just pinch my foreskin closed with my hand when I'm about to blow and trap the semen in there until I can get to a toilet and empty it. I learned that when I was a kid and have been using that fallback ever sense.Chris wrote:
Sometimes immediately after it's over, I'll lay there deliriously sleepy and on the verge of passing out before finally grabbing something to clean up.
Ahhh, next question...what do you clean up with?
And don't you hate it when you're done and you can't find your towel, rag, etc., etc.
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by Jason B. Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:17 pm
kinetic wrote:Worse is taking a leak after and getting that annoying feeling in your groin.
Tony Marino wrote:What annoying feeling?
There is somewhat of a weird, not that pleasant sensation that sometimes happens when you immediately piss after climaxing.
I don't know what it is.
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I'm slightly hung over, but slightly aroused....this should be interesting....
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by captainbryce Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:36 pm
Marc wrote:I'm slightly hung over, but slightly aroused....this should be interesting....
I can't whack it when I'm drunk or hung over. Just can't get a woody.
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by Tony Marino Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:04 pm
captainbryce wrote:
Okay this is kind of gross but I usually have a paper towel under my pillow if I know I'm going to be doing it in bed. Then I just reach under there and wipe myself off, ball it up and throw it in the trash can. If I don't have any thing to clean up with at the time and I really don't want to get up and find something, I'll just pinch my foreskin closed with my hand when I'm about to blow and trap the semen in there until I can get to a toilet and empty it. I learned that when I was a kid and have been using that fallback ever sense.
Thats not gross I use a papertowel too and when I don't have one handy, I use my underwear or whatever is around. When you pinch your foreskin closed dosen't that kind of kill the feeling of an intense orgasm? Just curious, thats pretty cool that you can do that.
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by Tony Marino Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:05 pm
JB wrote:
There is somewhat of a weird, not that pleasant sensation that sometimes happens when you immediately piss after climaxing.
Maybe I just don't notice it but most of the time if I piss after climax and if my dick is not down its harder to piss then and that fees weird.
I don't know what it is.
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captainbryce wrote:
I can't whack it when I'm drunk or hung over. Just can't get a woody.
Neither can I. I didn't do it.
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by Tony Marino Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:16 pm
Geez I was waiting for True Blood to come on now with all this talk about Praying I am in the mood.
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Hmmmm.....
I'm in the mood to "stand up" and rejoice! LOL
I'm in the mood to "stand up" and rejoice! LOL
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by Tony Marino Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:26 pm
Marc wrote:Hmmmm.....
I'm in the mood to "stand up" and rejoice! LOL
LOL its gonna rain on my parade soon thats for sure!
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It's already precipitating....
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by Tony Marino Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:35 pm
Marc wrote:It's already precipitating....
Gonna be a storm very soon!!!!
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Already storming. The question is when is the tornado gonna roll through....
I'm predicting a flash flood.
I'm predicting a flash flood.
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by Tony Marino Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:39 pm
Marc wrote:Already storming. The question is when is the tornado gonna roll through....
I'm predicting a flash flood.
I have the dam all ready for the flash flood!
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LOL
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I think it's about that time again. The dick is waking back up. Queue up the internet porn....
(such a pervert, I am...discussing my wanky, wanky habits all out in the open...)
(such a pervert, I am...discussing my wanky, wanky habits all out in the open...)
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by captainbryce Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:38 am
Yeah, it's not the preferred method, but sometimes its necessary when you have no choice. Better than making a mess all over the place with nothing to clean it up, lol.Tony Marino wrote:
Thats not gross I use a papertowel too and when I don't have one handy, I use my underwear or whatever is around. When you pinch your foreskin closed dosen't that kind of kill the feeling of an intense orgasm? Just curious, thats pretty cool that you can do that.
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I heard that if you pinch the head of your dick as you cum (basically suppressing the ejaculation), more ultimately shoots out.
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by Tony Marino Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:37 pm
OUCH!!
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