** The official Masturbation thread! ** [merged]

Marc wrote:I haven't done it at all.

For some reason this morning I was super horned up!

I haven't done it yet but I plan too soon! I keep my visual aids on browser speed dial! :biggrin:

RobbieFTW wrote:I haven't done it yet but I plan too soon! I keep my visual aids on browser speed dial! :biggrin:

LOL!!

Ahhhh

I fell asleep last night

Heh. All that means is that the well will bountiful later.

Marc wrote:Heh. All that means is that the well will bountiful later.

Yep, I should hit the target later thats for sure!

How many times in a row can you guys bust a nut? I can usually do it twice (when I have time to waist), but can't get a third one unless I rest up for like at least 30 minutes. My dickhead gets too sensitive or something.

captainbryce wrote:How many times in a row can you guys bust a nut? I can usually do it twice (when I have time to waist), but can't get a third one unless I rest up for like at least 30 minutes. My dickhead gets too sensitive or something.

If I'm horned up, extra-motivated by something (a new porn, or sex with someone I'm really into) I can knock out two back to back, without stopping for longer than five minutes. Then, like you, I'll need a bit of an intermission. But the intermission needs to have, I guess, some kind of sexual chemistry in the air in order for me to be ready to go again in thirty minutes.

captainbryce wrote:How many times in a row can you guys bust a nut? I can usually do it twice (when I have time to waist), but can't get a third one unless I rest up for like at least 30 minutes. My dickhead gets too sensitive or something.

I can do two in a row but a third will have to wait until later. I prefer edging so that I can have one nice long big explosion.

I got a new masturbatory question:
How old were you the first time you masturbated, and what inspired it?

Chris wrote:I got a new masturbatory question:
How old were you the first time you masturbated, and what inspired it?

I don't recall there being any inspiration but I do recall that when I was about 7 years old, I was lying on my stomach in bed and my little winky popped a little boner. I remember reaching down and rubbing it against my thumb and it felt really good so I kept doing it for awhile. I had my first dry orgasm and I remember falling asleep right after cause my brother caught me with my naked butt in the air.

Let's go a bit further with the masturbatory questions, when was the first time you actually had a wet orgasm, how old where you and where did it occur?

When I was 10, I heard a rumor from my cousin who was 12 at the time that if you pull it back and forth that a "really good" feeling happens. One day I tried it and at first it seemed stupid and annoying. Nothing was happening. Then just as I was about to stop this really weird feeling started happening and then....................gusher!!!

Chris wrote:I got a new masturbatory question:
How old were you the first time you masturbated, and what inspired it?

I was 11 the first time I masturbated to orgasm. I used to play with my thing all the time when I was younger than that, and I remember getting boners at 6 years old. But one day when I was taking a bath I was "washing" myself down there, pulling the foreskin back and forth and I noticed that it felt so good I couldn't stop. Then bang! All of a sudden, I had my first orgasm. I made it a point to repeat that activity everytime I took a bath. I didn't know what the orgasm was or why it happened when I rubbed myself and I thought I was the only one who did that. It was only later that year that I started hearing about "jacking off" and learning about sex education in school. Then I put two and two together and figured out that must be what happens during sex. For some reason I mostly remember masturbating in the bathtub until I was about 12. Then it occurred to me that I could play with my dick at anytime and the first time I remember doing it while not taking a bath was when I home from school alone and my parents hadn't come home from work yet. I was laying on my floor bored and kind of tired, watching an old episode of Batman on TV. Then I just started playing with it and it got hard so I kept going until I had an orgasm.

Tony Marino wrote:Let's go a bit further with the masturbatory questions, when was the first time you actually had a wet orgasm, how old where you and where did it occur?

The first time I had a wet orgasm was about 13 years old. I had been masturbating for a couple years by then already so at this point I already knew what sperm was even though I hadn't made any yet. I was actually sitting on the toilet jerking off to the image of one of my classmates. I had my eyes closed when I got my orgasm but I noticed that my hand was suddenly wet. I looked down and there were several drops of semen on my closed fist and around my dick head. I was proud at that moment for some reason because it was the first time jizz shot out of my dick when I came. It wasn't a big load or anything, just a few drops, but still. I guess I felt like I was a "real man" at that point, lol.

I think I told this story before, but whatever...

When I was eleven, I spent the night over my aunt and uncle's house one Saturday night. They had cable (we didn't yet) and so I was stoked about watching MTV and the other video channels. At about 2am, when there was nothing on but infomercials, I got bored and decided to look through their video collection....just to see if they had any decent movies. While looking their VHS cassettes, I saw one conspicuously marked "XXX" and **knew** that it was something I had to see. When I popped it into the VCR, my jaw hit the floor. Had never seen anything like it (porn) before. I noticed that when the guys would pull out of the women, they'd stroke their dicks for about 5 seconds until the white stuff came out. Hmmmm....?! When I went home the next day (I stole that tape BTW), I decided to try it myself.

The first time I did it, I did it wrong. Instead jerking it up and down, I took my dick and sort of rolled it in my hands. That didn't feel too pleasant, but I ultimately got a nut anyway. I think the next time I did it, which was probably the same day, I did it right.

From that first day they were always wet. Never had a dry cum (well, yeah I have....but not as a result of being too young.)

I was lying on the couch watching TV, I think I was about 12 years old. Something on TV must have triggered my imagination off because I started to j/o, I had already been doing it for years so I knew what to do. There was an older boy in the neighborhood, I think he was about 16 and he used to j/o for us younger boys so I knew what a full adult ejaculation looked like. Anyway, when I orgasmed I noticed this clear fluid running over my hand and boy was I ever ecstatic! I felt so grown up and proud that I did it again!!

Alright this isn't as a "masturbatory" question, but ummm....

Snowballing, whose done it?

Marc wrote:Alright this isn't as a "masturbatory" question, but ummm....

Snowballing, whose done it?

Eww. Not for me. I really don't even like watching that stuff in porn. I don't mind creampies strangely enough though.
Next question: Have you ever masturbated someone else (guy or girl)? If so, how did that come about and what was it like? Also has anyone else ever masturbated you? Explain.

captainbryce wrote:Eww. Not for me. I really don't even like watching that stuff in porn. I don't mind creampies strangely enough though.
Next question: Have you ever masturbated someone else (guy or girl)? If so, how did that come about and what was it like? Also has anyone else ever masturbated you? Explain.

No I never snowballed, nothing against it, whatever floats your boat! I have masturbated someone more then once and in turn have been masturbated, I like it.

Hell yeah. I've gotten a bunch of handjobs. Many. I don't even think about them.

Marc wrote:Hell yeah. I've gotten a bunch of handjobs. Many. I don't even think about them.

How come did they not feel good??

Tony Marino wrote:

How come did they not feel good??

Yeah they definitely felt good but I'm saying I've had a few of 'em....

Marc wrote:

Yeah they definitely felt good but I'm saying I've had a few of 'em....

By whom?