CC33

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

CC33


+3
Tony Marino
Cheaps
Chris
7 posters

    The random vending machine game

    Cheaps
    Cheaps
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-11-17
    Posts : 25876
    Rep : 252

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Cheaps Fri May 04, 2012 5:05 am

    Alan Smithee wrote:


    I insert Chris' socks and sandals.

    You get back
    The random vending machine game - Page 3 255-5


    I insert a romance novel
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Fri May 04, 2012 8:13 am

    You get back a love letter from Adolf Hitler.

    I insert a dollop of sour cream.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Fri May 04, 2012 2:36 pm

    You get back a grumpy cow.

    I insert 2 fingers.
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Fri May 04, 2012 7:00 pm

    You get back two fingers with a condom over it.

    I insert a bobby pin.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Sat May 05, 2012 10:01 am

    The machine unlocks and you get back anything you want. After Chris re-stocks it, I insert a pair of edible panties.
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Sat May 05, 2012 1:19 pm

    You get back Roseanne wearing them with a rose in between her teeth and gold foil wrapper in her hand.

    I insert a token.
    Cheaps
    Cheaps
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-11-17
    Posts : 25876
    Rep : 252

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Cheaps Sat May 05, 2012 2:48 pm

    You get back tickets for a prize.

    I insert a margarita.
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Sun May 06, 2012 11:55 am

    You get back an empty margarita glass.

    I insert a suitcase.
    Chris
    Chris
    Chamber Admin.
    Chamber Admin.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-01-30
    Location : Oak Park, Michigan
    Posts : 23201
    Rep : 330

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Chris Sun May 20, 2012 8:19 pm

    You get a round trip ticket to a Caribbean island of your choosing.

    I insert Alan Smithee's chest hair.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Sun May 27, 2012 8:59 pm

    You get back a fine looking wig.

    I insert a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot.
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Tue May 29, 2012 11:06 pm

    You get back that same coffee pot filled coffee that has a tiger penis in it as a natural afrodisiac.

    I insert a bottle of nail polish.
    Tony Marino
    Tony Marino
    …is a Global Moderator.
    …is a Global Moderator.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-01-31
    Location : New York
    Posts : 26786
    Rep : 607

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Tony Marino Wed May 30, 2012 10:41 am

    You get back nail polish remover

    I insert a loaf of Italian bread.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Wed May 30, 2012 9:05 pm

    You get back one of these
    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Meatball-sandwich

    I insert a vowel.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Wed May 30, 2012 9:13 pm

    Nystyle709 wrote: a natural afrodisiac.

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Nomadic-man
    (I'm just guessin' how your taste in men runs)
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Wed May 30, 2012 11:02 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Nomadic-man
    (I'm just guessin' how your taste in men runs)

    I do like a dread. A cute dread though. Eh, he ain't bad.
    Cheaps
    Cheaps
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-11-17
    Posts : 25876
    Rep : 252

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Cheaps Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:32 am

    Alan Smithee wrote:

    I insert a vowel.

    You get back a violet towel.

    I insert a lamp.
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:03 pm

    You get back a broken lamp.

    I insert a jar of peanut butter.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:32 pm

    You get back an epinephrine pen.

    I insert a red Swingline stapler.
    Cheaps
    Cheaps
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-11-17
    Posts : 25876
    Rep : 252

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Cheaps Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:04 pm

    You get back blue paper clips.

    I insert a movie ticket stub.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:24 pm

    You get back a large tub of popcorn. With a hole cut in the bottom.

    I insert a rectal thermometer.
    Tony Marino
    Tony Marino
    …is a Global Moderator.
    …is a Global Moderator.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-01-31
    Location : New York
    Posts : 26786
    Rep : 607

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Tony Marino Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:34 am

    You get back a pair of dirty tighty whities!

    Insert a Ritz Cracker.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:50 am

    You get back Ritz crackers topped with tuna fish.

    I insert an airtight alibi.
    Nystyle709
    Nystyle709
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Female
    Join date : 2010-03-16
    Location : New York
    Posts : 27030
    Rep : 339

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Nystyle709 Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:03 pm

    You get back a subpena.

    I insert a rack of lamb.
    Alan Smithee
    Alan Smithee
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
    ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-09-03
    Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W
    Posts : 25792
    Rep : 381

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Alan Smithee Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:59 am

    You get back some lamb bones.

    I insert Mitt Romney.
    Marc™
    Marc™
    …is a Chamber DEITY.
    …is a Chamber DEITY.


    Male
    Join date : 2010-01-30
    Location : Michigan
    Posts : 12006
    Rep : 212

    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Marc™ Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:23 am

    You get a picture of George W. Bush smoking weed.

    I insert the letter Q.

    Sponsored content


    The random vending machine game - Page 3 Empty Re: The random vending machine game

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Sun Sep 22, 2024 12:25 am