The Dating Persona Test

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The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your
focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience.
But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every
year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor:
most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While
you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups
of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY
likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

The Playstation

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.

that was prett long, felt like I was filling out an online job application.

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You’re carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it’s not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You’re a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you’re not scoring enough—which you aren’t—you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
The Battleaxe

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy.

People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divorcee.


LMAO. Fuck them. Truth telling muthafuckas.

he Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Window Shopper

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Your exact female opposite:

The Stiletto
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Consider:

The Gentleman (DGLM) The Loverboy (RGLM)
Always Avoid:

The Hornivore (RBSM)


SO ARE THERE ANY GENTLEMAN OR LOVERYBOYS OUT THERE FOR ME???? lol

Your results are in! You are...

The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)


Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

A little disappointing. I was hoping for Genghis Khunt lol

GAK! What a surprise!

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.

You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.

The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)

Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The
Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in
the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or
misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half
manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes
the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own
selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have
evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record,
you can happily bang all personality types, however your match
percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the
world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’

The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For
such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced
in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live
in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most
women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace
it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess
is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting
tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a
different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm.
You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Sounds about right.....

Marc wrote:The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)

Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The
Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in
the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or
misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half
manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes
the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own
selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have
evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record,
you can happily bang all personality types, however your match
percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the
world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’

Oh dear......

Marc wrote:The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master

Ouch!

The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We
think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for
you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we
think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather.
You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are
especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so
what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their
ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for
more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without
just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry
on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other
type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find
true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few
grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.