Storytime--20 Word Limit

Here's a fun game I used to play in the forum I used to belong to. Sort of like 3-word story and 5-word story threads, but with a modification: We write a story, each poster adding the next part. You can use a few words or a bunch of them, but you can't exceed 20 words total in your post. --Keeps it interesting because you have to keep count so you don't go over the limit!

I'll start it off:



One day as I got out of bed, I saw

a possum wandering around in my room!

I wondered how it got there, and realized that last night

I left the lid off to the garbage can. After I had cleaned up the mess the possum left...

I decided to take a shower, but there in the bathroom, I saw

a snake in the tub...........

So I called the exterminator

and it was Christopher Walken that showed up, carrying a

Blowtorch and a several large bottles of Tequila.

"Holy Shit!" I cried as Christopher lit the torch and

Wound up setting the place on fire

We ran outside as the place burned to the ground, only to find

In the haste to escape we ran out completely naked.

The news team covering the fire, was outside, when we ran out naked, and as soon as they saw us

The pointed their zoom lenses at our genitals.

My testicles were broadcast nationally.

The FCC then fined the TV Station $550,000.

But the newsclip ended up on YouTube, anyway, where Stephen Speilberg saw it and