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Alan Smithee
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| | Subject: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:51 am | |
| Warning: Don't read the following if you've got a mouth full of soda, milk, etc. - Quote :
- BMW is being sued after a customer found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection. No, not because it morphed into a sexy woman like that one Fiat ad, but because its custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism (medical talk for a persistent, lasting erection) which he further claims has made him unable to engage in sexual activity TO THIS DAY. Whaaaat? A minute ago we were writing this seat down on our personal shopping wish list; now we are discreetly crossing it off. If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspxI thought motorcycles only had that kind stimulating affect on women.  | |
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Nystyle709
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:06 am | |
| LOL. Wow. I knew BMW was dope. | |
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Shale
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:19 am | |
| That will probably be a hard case to pursue. 
He would have to rule out any number of other reasons for priapism.
However, I have had a little experience in the saddle. From my Sexual Memoirs:
By early summer of '73 I had hit the road on my Honda 450 motorcycle, touring the countryside, visiting friends and family. ... After enough time and miles alone together, even a machine becomes close, almost an extension of your own groin. It may have been the pressure and vibrations on my prostate, from sitting so long in the saddle, but one night after miles of deserted hiway and wandering thoughts, I found myself with a very hard cock straining against my jeans. I leaned forward, as bikers do to decrease wind resistance, and put more pressure on my dick between the seat and my leg. With ever so gentle thrusts in the seat, I made love to 400 pounds of hot throbbing steel between my legs at 60 miles per hour down the open road. Having an orgasm on a speeding motorcycle, with the stimulation of wind and oncoming hiway is an exhilarating though possibly dangerous experience. | |
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Alan Smithee
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:40 am | |
| - Shale wrote:
- That will probably be a hard case to pursue.
Wood it really be that hard? | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:33 pm | |
| I'm thinking good luck proving that but... | |
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wants2laugh
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:34 pm | |
| geezh... if that were the case... he could have had his bike and eaten pie too! all he had to do was keep a chick on the back and stop every once in a while for some fun... would have save money on viagra! LOL | |
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RedBedroom
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:17 pm | |
| If he wins any amount I swear I am going to find something stupid to sue for!
I am sure BMW's lawyers will beat this right down. I just hope they don't settle. | |
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CeCe
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| | Subject: Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:20 pm | |
| - RedBedroom wrote:
- If he wins any amount I swear I am going to find something stupid to sue for!
I am sure BMW's lawyers will beat this right down. I just hope they don't settle.  HE should be sued for filing a bullshit lawsuit. | |
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