Spent a couple hours with a crowd 8 years younger than me...it's a big difference for sure, when I am 36. I am truly feeling like an old goat at this moment. At the same time, I don't ever, ever want to be bass ackwards like these couple 28 year old chicks ever in my life. I miss dreading 30 now that I am dreading 40, but I don't wanna be desperate at house parties for the hottest guy to take me home either.

Note to you young ladies...guys truly do dig confidence because I got much more attention than the desperate hens wanting to find someone to sleep with tonight. Well, most guys...I am sure there a couple guys who are gonna screw some of the totally drunk chicks, but that's not cool either.

No more house parties for me...until I forget how old I felt at this one!

Did you pre-drink? Red, embrace your status as a MILF!

I wish I was dreading 40.

Suzi wrote:

I wish I was dreading 40.

40 actually wasn't that bad-- it's 50 that is coming real fast that's making me think " hmmm..."

Alan Smithee wrote:

Did you pre-drink? Red, embrace your status as a MILF!

Didn't pre-game, Al, but should have!

I maybe would have had fun if tipsy...

Red your as old as you make yourself feel but I know what you mean a few weeks ago I ate at a place that had teens in it and man did I feel old and I did not like the company one bit since the all acted like complete assholes!!! Age is inevitable, I rarely think about or worry about it I just continue on.

At least you didn't pull a muscle, Red.