Silet But Deadly. It's when someone in your vicinity passes wind without making the usual accompanying sound and you statrt looking around thinking to yourself, "Who the fuck just shit themselves?" Of course, there needs to be more than one other person to add the mystery. Be careful about saying anything though, or you might get, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Flat tire.

Having no running water or having no electricity?

Man they both suck but I will say no electricity.

Walking around with toilet paper stuck to your shoe or walking around with your fly open. That's probably more for men so for the ladies make it or walking around without realizing your assets were on display because one too many buttons was undone on your blouse?

Walking around with my assests on display and not noticing it (although I wouldn't too much cringe at that. It's just boobs).

Getting hit in the mouth or getting hit in the stomach?

Getting hit in the mouth.

What's worse, getting caught watching porn at work or getting caught pleasuring yourself by your mother?

umm hhhmm gettin caught pleasurin urself by ur ma

broken ankle, or broken wrist

Broken ankle.

Catching your parents in bed…or…being caught in bed by your parents?

Being caught in bed by your parents.

Losing your job or losing your hair?

Losing your job.

Running out of condoms or running out of gas?

losing my hair

tooth ache or head ache

oops u beat me to it

umm running out of gas, just send the guy to get more condoms

toothache or headache

Well if you have a headache, he doesn't need the condoms

But a toothache is still worse.

Hitting a dog with your car or getting a ticket.

^^

hitting a dog would be worse

burnin to death or freezing to death

Burning

What's worse, body odor or bad breath?

Body odor

What is worse: Twilight Series or Charlie Sheen drama?

Sorry Charlie. It was you Charlie.

Ignorance or hypocrisy?

Hypocrisy I guess! lol


Nails on a chalkboard or girls screaming when Justin Beiber gets onstage?

They're really the same thing.

Finding out that you have glaucoma or that you need a quadruple bypass

I'm go with glaucoma. Bypass surgeries have a pretty high success rate and one of my biggest fears in life is going blind.

Being dead tired or totally wired and can't sleep?

As long as I have the opportunity to sleep if I was dead tired I'll go with being wired.

Arguing with someone you can’t stand and suddenly realizing you’re wrong or having to baby sit for a spoiled brat.

Isn't this very similar to the "This or That?" game?


Anyway....

An annoying mother-in-law or an annoying father-in-law?

Marc™ wrote:

Isn't this very similar to the "This or That?" game?


Anyway....

An annoying mother-in-law or an annoying father-in-law?

Marc, was your off topic directed at me? If so, what do you think was off topic?

Annoying mother in law.

Having to constantly make car repairs or home repairs?

Home repairs I guess.


Finding a bone in your chicken or a hair in your soup?

alan smithee wrote:

Marc™ wrote:

Isn't this very similar to the "This or That?" game?


Anyway....

An annoying mother-in-law or an annoying father-in-law?

Marc, was your off topic directed at me? If so, what do you think was off topic?

No it wasn't directed towards you....it was just an observation of the game overall. This or That vs. What's Worse.