I used to keep my dirty mags in this really messy desk that had a flip lid, underneath a whole bunch of misc papers and junk. It was very well hidden there. Used to keep my porn vids in my closet under the floorboard.

Edit: Or where even when you were an adult and living with someone, where did you store your dirty stuff?

By the time I was 13/14, I was done with cassettes and started buying CDs. My old tape case was now raggedy and the holder inside that held the actual cassettes came unglued. I used to pull it out and stick the mags in there, then put the holder back in on top of it and then snap it closed. Back then the dirty mags that I kept in my room would always be discovered sooner or later by my mother but she never discovered that particular stash. I got so paranoid that she would though that I eventually threw them out and haven't really bothered with magazines since.

I used to keep my porn videos with the other VCR tapes....with something mislabeled on them like "Cartoons" or "Music". Rather than hide them somewhere odd that would drew attention if they were discovered, I figured it would be easier to keep them incognito if I just put them in the middle of the zillion other VCR tapes I had. My parents never caught on to them because they really didn't bother with the VCR that much and they weren't gonna bother going through them.

Later on I got this file cabinet so I started storing all the porn in the bottom drawer and would lock it. I actually still have that file cabinet and all those old porn tapes and DVDs. Don't watch 'em anymore though.

Drawers, trunk, back of the shelves...no porn though, just movies and CDs we'd never see eye to eye on.

I used to keep all of my 'naughty' things in a lockbox that sat on a bottom shelf in my closet. Part of the reason I never got caught with anything x-rated was that I hardly ever horded it for longer than a week or so.

The headboard on my bed had sort of a cabinet with a lock on it. My mama figured I was keeping some shit stored and used to half joke that one day she was gonna pop the lock and see what I had in there. She never did. Kept all my Foxy Brown (porn star)-Cristy Canyon-Heather Hunter-Kay Parker videos in there.

Oh you kids and your problems. We only had paper to deal with. No vids, no DVD. Just pictures in magazines which could be torn out and hidden in any flat surface under anything.

As an adult I never hid anything, even when married. You have to marry a lusty woman who appreciates your porn - and who understands that you like men as well as women. We used to compare guys for sexiness.

I didn't own a lot of porn. The three or four tapes that I did own, I kept them in my closet in this big ass plastic storage container that I had. My mother hardly went into my room and would never go through anything trying to find something. My room was always in a disarray anyway. Know what else I kept in there? Damn, the fucking name of it is escaping me right now, but I'm going to try and describe it. Anybody remember those little paper magazines that were published that detailed people's private lives? They were like in a short story format and people from around the country would write a story about the trials and tribulations that were going on in their lives and send them in to the publisher of this magazine or booklet or whatever it is for everyone to read. They used be pretty graphic with the content and there also was one for people to detail there sexual escapades and whatnot. I used to be totally into those. My mom didn't like me reading that stuff so that's another thing I would hide from her in my plastic container. I got bored with the Playgirl magazines quite easily so I never had to hide those.

I didn't need to hide mine. I just had to be sure to put my father's back just as I found it.

alan smithee wrote:

I didn't need to hide mine. I just had to be sure to put my father's back just as I found it.

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alan smithee wrote:

I didn't need to hide mine. I just had to be sure to put my father's back just as I found it.

I did similar to Marc, in that I kept all my videos (porn and non porn) together. You couldn't really tell which was which. I was never big on magazines.

I used to have an old trunk that I would through misc things in, including stuff like that.

Nystyle709 wrote:

Know what else I kept in there? Damn, the fucking name of it is escaping me right now, but I'm going to try and describe it. Anybody remember those little paper magazines that were published that detailed people's private lives? They were like in a short story format and people from around the country would write a story about the trials and tribulations that were going on in their lives and send them in to the publisher of this magazine or booklet or whatever it is for everyone to read. They used be pretty graphic with the content and there also was one for people to detail there sexual escapades and whatnot. I used to be totally into those. My mom didn't like me reading that stuff so that's another thing I would hide from her in my plastic container. I got bored with the Playgirl magazines quite easily so I never had to hide those.

NY do you mean Penthouse Forum Magazine?? I used to read those too.

I had a case that was supposed to be storage for LP's and it had a lock on it. I used to keep my stash in there. My Mom only found 1 erotic book I hid in my drawer so after that I started locking my stuff up.

I used to hide mine at the bottom of my socks/underwear drawer (along with the condoms).

I only had a few DVD's that I kept and they were in my CD case with the rest of my music (back when I actually had CD's lol). My parents never had any reason to go into my CD case so I could pretty much "hide" the porn out in the open. The rest of my porn was on my computer in a mislabled folder (that was the title of a game) in a mislabled file called "games" that someone who didn't know what to look for would have a hard time trying to find. In that file was all the porn that I downloaded or ripped from a DVD onto the computer. Fortunately, I know much more about computers than my parents, lol.

Nystyle709 wrote:

Funny, reminds me of how I've always had a penchant for finding a porn stash. I found my dad's one day. Remember when the porn tapes used to come in the oversized covers? They would always be bigger than the covers of original VHS tape. Anyway, we had the lower room in the house that he used as his makeshift office.....there was this tall ass file cabinet that reached up to the ceiling almost and that I had to stand on top of the desk to reach. He kept them in a white paper bag on top of there. He also kept a few tapes behind his coat closet. I was like seriously daddy, you could've done a better job of hiding that. My brother is another one who thought he was slick. This is when DVD's were becoming extremely popular.....he kept his in these blank CD cases that had the writing on them just like you did......"Music", "The Cat in the Hat",etc. He also would keep them in an actual CD cases, but put the DVD behind the actual CD. And then had more in this little space between his bed and the wall with the window in this little storage box and hid it right under the bed behind the headboard. Like nobody could get to that shit. Had his little dirty magazines in that one too.

Hell no. He was asking to get caught playing like that. Most kids like to scrawl their CDs and CD cases all over everywhere....plus the little island inside the jewel case ain't that deep anyway. Usually when you put 2 in one, the top CD has like no support and easily falls out. With that system, what he was hiding coulda easily been spotted.