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    Post by Chris Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:27 am

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    I have nothing against friends and family offering advice when you come
    to them with a dilemma. It's the people who pipe up, unbidden, because
    they see you with a child and assume you have no idea what you're
    doing. Too often these people are elderly great-aunts. Fortunately
    those ladies are afraid of the Internet, so I can rail against them and
    they'll be none the wiser! Thanks, ladies.

    1. "Sleep now, because once that baby comes you'll never sleep again."
    Technically this is a pregnancy tip, of course, but I'm shoving it in
    here anyway. Yes, Great-Aunt Hildy, I will sleep throughout my entire
    third trimester. Because I am part bear.


    2. "Sleep when the baby sleeps." Everyone gives you this one — annoying
    relatives, pediatricians, the cashier at the drugstore where you were
    buying newborn diapers. Are these people all robots, capable of
    instantly dropping off to sleep whenever their child is unconscious? Do
    they not have other things to do, like bathe, or simply relish the rare
    moments of silence you get when you have an infant?


    3. "I think your baby's hungry." Whether you're nursing or
    bottle-feeding, everyone assumes you don't know how to feed your child.
    And every time your child cries, whines, grimaces, or squirms, they are
    going to assume you are starving your poor baby and you need reminders
    to feed it. Lest you forget! This advice is especially maddening when
    they turn out to be correct.


    4. "Relish every moment of your baby's first years, because they'll be
    grown before you know it."
    You mean, time only moves forward? I had no
    idea! I thought we'd be like this forever and ever! This sort of
    advice, obvious and innocuous as it seems, always put me on the
    defensive, as if I had just been carrying my baby under my arm like a
    football, muttering, "Grow up already, why don't you. Just GROW UP."


    5. "I hope you're sleep training that child. Do you WANT him to be
    spoiled?"
    Oh, distant relative/person whose aisle I shared at the
    supermarket, I'm so glad you know exactly my child needs. And that you
    know, from your years of scientific research, that any child not
    allowed to cry it out will be a horrible waste of flesh! (See #6 for
    this parenting tip's counterpart.)


    6. "I hope you're not doing that 'crying it out' thing. It's so
    barbaric. Enjoy your baby all through the night!"
    Again, kudos to you,
    whoever you are, for knowing what's best for our unique family
    situation! I will be calling you at 4 a.m., so you can enjoy our baby
    as well.


    7. "Why are you bringing your child outside when it's so cold out?" It
    never ceased to amaze me that, no matter what my child's age, total
    strangers will express alarm and revulsion that I dared expose him to
    the elements. "And WHY ISN'T BE WEARING MITTENS? He's going to get
    consumption!"


    8. "Your child isn't really sad/angry/injured. He's just manipulating
    you."
    There's no doubt that children can push our buttons as if they've
    had professional training in it, but the notion that my kid's authentic
    feelings are in fact manufactured to elicit a reaction really chaps my
    hide. If that were always true, he'd be a pint-sized sociopath. I'm
    pretty sure that's not the case.


    9. "Schools are just glorified prisons. If you loved your child, you'd
    homeschool."
    Oh, if only I loved my child enough to abandon my
    livelihood, tear him away from the community he so enjoys, separate him
    from the professionals who have dedicated their careers to childhood
    education, and forced him to stay home all day with me, where we'd be
    at each other's throats for hours! If only! Please note: I am not
    opposed to homeschooling, at all — in fact I wish it would work for us,
    but it would not.


    10. "If I were you, I'd just—" OH NO YOU DON'T. I know where this is
    going. Listen, unnamed distant acquaintance who last parented in the
    19th century (it's true — I often get my unwanted advice from ghosts)
    you don't know diddly about my kid, and our relationship, and what
    works for us.
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    Post by Forgiveness Man Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:06 am

    People actually SAY No. 9? She lost her credibility with me when she put that on the list. Why? Because NOBODY we knew at that age would even ACCEPT homeschooling, let alone promote it. Sorry, but she blew her creds IMO. Razz
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    Post by Supernova Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:58 am

    Forgiveness Man wrote:People actually SAY No. 9? She lost her credibility with me when she put that on the list. Why? Because NOBODY we knew at that age would even ACCEPT homeschooling, let alone promote it. Sorry, but she blew her creds IMO. Razz


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    Post by Alan Smithee Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:44 am

    #4 is bullshit.
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    Post by Shale Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:51 am

    8. "Your child isn't really sad/angry/injured. He's just manipulating
    you.
    " There's no doubt that children can push our buttons as if they've
    had professional training in it, but the notion that my kid's authentic
    feelings are in fact manufactured to elicit a reaction
    really chaps my
    hide. If that were always true, he'd be a pint-sized sociopath. I'm
    pretty sure that's not the case.

    BTW, be ready for a Scorpio child, who after you beat his behind, will go into the bathroom, get a stiff hairbrush and rub his bare ass with it, then come out and show you what damage you did to him.

    IDK how old I was but I remember doing that.
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    Post by Marc™ Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:25 am



    8. "Your child isn't really sad/angry/injured. He's just manipulating
    you."
    There's no doubt that children can push our buttons as if they've
    had professional training in it, but the notion that my kid's authentic
    feelings are in fact manufactured to elicit a reaction really chaps my
    hide. If that were always true, he'd be a pint-sized sociopath. I'm
    pretty sure that's not the case.

    Ummm....children are impulse driven monsters who have almost zero moral compass until they get older. Of course they're manipulating you.

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