seen this on diff forum

Man breaks into house to take a shower, then calls 911


PORTLAND, Oregon | Tue Mar 8, 2011 6:23pm EST

(Reuters) - Police have arrested a man accused of breaking into a woman's house in Portland to take a shower, then calling emergency 911 out of fear that the returning homeowner might be armed.

The startled homeowner, Hilary MacKenzie, walked into her house on Monday evening to find the intruder, Timothy Chapek, 24, holed up in her bathroom, according to a police report and recordings of their respective 911 calls released on Tuesday.

Chapek, apparently fearful of a violent confrontation, called 911 even before MacKenzie did.

"I just broke into a house, and the owners came home," he frantically tells the emergency operator. "I think they have guns."

With the sound of her dogs barking in the background, MacKenzie can be heard demanding to know who is in her shower, and Chapek shouts his real name through the door. He also claims that he was "kidnapped."

Having just returned from the grocery story, MacKenzie then retreats back outside to the front porch to place her own 911 call. In the ensuing conversation, she complains of being cold and suggests she might run back in to retrieve her coat, but the dispatcher tells her to stay put and wait for police.

Officers arriving on the scene moments later took Chapek into custody without incident. The police report says nothing else seemed to be amiss in the home and that Chapek told officers "he was taking a shower and nothing more."

Chapek was scheduled to appear in court on Tuesday to face a charge of trespassing.


http://www.reuters.c...E72775920110308


here youtube of 911 call

The home owners were interrupting the burglars retreat.

I wonder if the dog's name is Lassie. "What’s that girl…Timmy’s in trouble? He fell down the well? Oh…he’s in the shower?" If he's not mentally ill, we have a shining example of "stupid" for the ignorant vs. stupid thread.

Wow. Meth must be one hell of a drug.

I wonder if he was wearing an aluminum foil shower cap.

Dumbass

Good grief.

I hope he's not mentally retarded... because I reaaaaalllllyyyyy want to make fun of him.

Rockbird wrote:

I hope he's not mentally retarded... because I reaaaaalllllyyyyy want to make fun of him.

He dosen't sound mentally retarded but a bit slow. Let it go let's hear it!!

I thought a college prank, but he's a little old for that.

He is definitely detached from reality in some fashion.

DanaShelbyChancey wrote:

I thought a college prank, but he's a little old for that.

He is definitely detached from reality in some fashion.

Yeah I'll say just a little LOL what an idiot.

It would've been really funny had the woman gotten into the shower with him, pretended to be about to seduce him, and then shot off his man tool!

Forgiveness Man wrote:

It would've been really funny had the woman gotten into the shower with me, pretended to be about to seduce him, and then shot off his man tool!

Freudian slip, much?

^^^^ Well, he IS still the one getting his balls shot off!

But no, not a freudian slip. That woman ain't on my shower list. (Trust me, there'd be a long line of age appropriate girls to be invited in before her.) FM showers alone! And if that changed, it wouldn't be because of her!

LOL.

Yeah - the guy does sound a bit slow, but there are some really dumb criminals out there, so who knows.