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    Should sex addicts be given a Masturbation break at work like Smokers take cigarette breaks?

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    Post by Chris Tue May 24, 2011 7:16 am

    http://www.businessinsider.com/brazilian-woman-masturbate-work-2011-5#ixzz1NGwDUdMq

    Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate And Watch Porn At Work
    Robert Johnson | May 19, 2011, 5:05 PM

    Should sex addicts be given a Masturbation break at work like Smokers take cigarette breaks? Onanistic-ana
    Brazilian Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hyper sexuality. To cope she masturbates around 47 times a day, sometimes at the office.

    When the accounting company she works for complained, Bezerra took them to court. And won.

    Translated by Guanabee from Analitica:

    After winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

    Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

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    Post by (Oh!) Rob Petrie Tue May 24, 2011 9:53 am

    Seems like it would easier to just work from home.

    Although I hear office masturbation is fairly common.
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    Post by Forgiveness Man Tue May 24, 2011 9:55 am

    Kind of like giving alcoholics beer breaks right? Razz
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    Post by Cheaps Tue May 24, 2011 10:18 am

    DAYUM! 47 times per day? well in this case maybe they should...
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    Post by CeCe Tue May 24, 2011 10:35 am

    She's like that character from Hung ROFLMAO!
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    Post by Marc™ Tue May 24, 2011 10:57 am

    Hey, works for me....
    (maybe I won't have to clear my history at work after all).
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    Post by RedBedroom Tue May 24, 2011 11:19 am

    Wow. She must be completely preoccupied, so she should be happy to have a job.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Tue May 24, 2011 2:06 pm

    Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ. I give up. Sure, why the fuck not? It's healthier than smoking. Unless you're one of those who have to smoke after that too.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Tue May 24, 2011 10:03 pm

    cheaps wrote:DAYUM! 47 times per day? well in this case maybe they should...

    Should sex addicts be given a Masturbation break at work like Smokers take cigarette breaks? 954338

    My sentiments exactly.
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    Post by TSJFan4Ever Wed May 25, 2011 12:10 am

    LOL - maybe she needs to find a new job. if she's an addict, will we see.... uhm.... sexaholics anonymous spring up soon? Wink "My name is Ana and I'm a sexaholic." "Hi Ana!"
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    Post by Tony Marino Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:45 pm

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    Post by captainbryce Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:40 pm

    Forgiveness Man wrote:Kind of like giving alcoholics beer breaks right? Razz
    Nope, nothing like it. Alcohol unlike cigarettes and sex actually impares your judgement (which is why people generally aren't allowed to drink at work).

    My opinion is that people should be allowed to be given a break every now and again at work. They don't have to call it any particular kind of break, and certainly not a "masturbation break". Just as long as everyone is accorded the same break oppertunities as the smokers. What they choose to do on their break time should be their business. And if you can't rub one out in the time it takes to smoke a cigarette, you shouldn't be complaining to the bosses about it.
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    Post by Bluesmama Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:42 pm

    Oh, yeah, sure! Give them more time to fuck off on the job! What a croc!
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    Post by FireIce918 Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:29 pm

    LMAO how did I miss this?

    For sanitation reasons she needs to telework! Sticky keyboards are gross!
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