Just to put myself on blast: I've never been married, but am not a virgin.
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What is something the Bible codemns that you do anyway?
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We're all sinners. What are some of the things you indulge in that the good book says are no-no's?
Just to put myself on blast: I've never been married, but am not a virgin.
Just to put myself on blast: I've never been married, but am not a virgin.
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I lay with man. And it's awesome.
I also look at myself in the mirror.
And I wear shirts made of blended fabrics.
I also look at myself in the mirror.
And I wear shirts made of blended fabrics.
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I touch myself and spill my seed to the ground.
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I fornicate and love eating shrimp.
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I don't honor the sabbath or keep it holy
I don't honor my mother or father when they are wrong
I have coveted my neighbor's husband's ass
(but that was OK with her, she took pics of us)
Had sex while not married, had sex with another man's wife, had sex with a woman on the rag, had sex with several ppl at once,
Have spilled my seed on the ground (but usually in a tissue - is that OK?)
Oh IDK - there's probably more but I don't believe most of the crap in the Babble anyhow so it really doesn't matter.
I don't honor my mother or father when they are wrong
I have coveted my neighbor's husband's ass
(but that was OK with her, she took pics of us)
Had sex while not married, had sex with another man's wife, had sex with a woman on the rag, had sex with several ppl at once,
Have spilled my seed on the ground (but usually in a tissue - is that OK?)
Oh IDK - there's probably more but I don't believe most of the crap in the Babble anyhow so it really doesn't matter.
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Gimme a list of all the no-nos and I'll get back to you.
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Taking the Bible in it's actual context, and given the entire book, and not just isolated verses, I try to not do anything that the Bible forbids. I fall, but "indulge" suggests I don't make any effort and that's simply not true.
Now, of course, a lot of people like misrepresenting the Bible. Not surprising. Many Christians can't even get it right, so non-believers, I don't expect to either. So I am sure I can predict the responses to this post. (*gets out Crystal ball.)
But no, in terms of what is actually forbidden, I try to avoid it all.
Now, of course, a lot of people like misrepresenting the Bible. Not surprising. Many Christians can't even get it right, so non-believers, I don't expect to either. So I am sure I can predict the responses to this post. (*gets out Crystal ball.)
But no, in terms of what is actually forbidden, I try to avoid it all.
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What ^^he^^ said!Forgiveness Man wrote:Taking the Bible in it's actual context, and given the entire book, and not just isolated verses, I try to not do anything that the Bible forbids. I fall, but "indulge" suggests I don't make any effort and that's simply not true.
Now, of course, a lot of people like misrepresenting the Bible. Not surprising. Many Christians can't even get it right, so non-believers, I don't expect to either. So I am sure I can predict the responses to this post. (*gets out Crystal ball.)
But no, in terms of what is actually forbidden, I try to avoid it all.
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Tony Marino wrote:Honestly Lil Bro.....I don't understand anything you wrote?????
Yet I can predict the exact kinds of responses I'll get from the usual suspects.
(Side Note: I also ain't a Fundamentalist so "Bible Alone" theology doesn't really fly with me either. )
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Forgiveness Man wrote:Tony Marino wrote:Honestly Lil Bro.....I don't understand anything you wrote?????
Yet I can predict the exact kinds of responses I'll get from the usual suspects.
(Side Note: I also ain't a Fundamentalist so "Bible Alone" theology doesn't really fly with me either. )
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Like FM said, there is a difference between having committed a sin and "indulging" in sin. I am a fairly honest person and I would be quite offended if someone had ever referred to me as a liar. But the fact is, I have not gone through my entire life without EVER having told a lie.Chris wrote:We're all sinners. What are some of the things you indulge in that the good book says are no-no's?
Just to put myself on blast: I've never been married, but am not a virgin.
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There is no such "sin" in the bible.Tony Marino wrote:I touch myself and spill my seed to the ground.
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Yeah, one of the biggest biblical misunderstandings was when Onan was smitten by god for pulling out of his dead brother's wife and shooting off on the floor.captainbryce wrote:There is no such "sin" in the bible.Tony Marino wrote:I touch myself and spill my seed to the ground.
It wasn't about shooting off on the floor but about not completing his obligation to fuck the woman.
So, for centuries "Onanism" was the term for masturbation being against the will of god.
So, it is really OK to jack off and spill your seed on the floor as long as you do your duty and fuck women as ordered by god.
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Shale wrote:Yeah, one of the biggest biblical misunderstandings was when Onan was smitten by god for pulling out of his dead brother's wife and shooting off on the floor.captainbryce wrote:There is no such "sin" in the bible.
It wasn't about shooting off on the floor but about not completing his obligation to fuck the woman.
So, for centuries "Onanism" was the term for masturbation being against the will of god.
So, it is really OK to jack off and spill your seed on the floor as long as you do your duty and fuck women as ordered by god.
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Well then I'm still screwed.
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Why?(Oh!) Rob Petrie wrote:Well then I'm still screwed.
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I don't fuck women.
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Neither do I (usually). So?(Oh!) Rob Petrie wrote:I don't fuck women.
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Never was one for Bible alone. Bible alone theology leads to basically no Bible at all. People have made it so they don't believe in sin anymore, at all. The very topic seems kind of loaded as a "mock" of the idea of sin anyway.
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captainbryce wrote:Neither do I (usually). So?(Oh!) Rob Petrie wrote:I don't fuck women.
It was a joke in response to Shale's last comment.
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How do you figure? How does that even make any sense at all?Forgiveness Man wrote:Never was one for Bible alone. Bible alone theology leads to basically no Bible at all.
Who here is "mocking" the idea of sin? Where is any of this comming from?Forgiveness Man wrote: People have made it so they don't believe in sin anymore, at all. The very topic seems kind of loaded as a "mock" of the idea of sin anyway.
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I'm mocking sin! I think it's a ridiculous concept.
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captainbryce wrote:How do you figure? How does that even make any sense at all?Forgiveness Man wrote:Never was one for Bible alone. Bible alone theology leads to basically no Bible at all.Who here is "mocking" the idea of sin? Where is any of this comming from?Forgiveness Man wrote: People have made it so they don't believe in sin anymore, at all. The very topic seems kind of loaded as a "mock" of the idea of sin anyway.
The Bible alone idea is kind of self-destructive seeing as Bible alone isn't Biblical. lol Makes perfect sense.
Asking people what sins they gladly engage in is mocking.
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Before I respond to that, let me ask you what your alternative to that notion is?Forgiveness Man wrote:
The Bible alone idea is kind of self-destructive seeing as Bible alone isn't Biblical. lol Makes perfect sense.
I disagree. And I don't think that Chris' intention was to "mock" sin, so much as find out just how "sinful" the people who frequent these boards are, and just how open they are about admitting them.Forgiveness Man wrote:
Asking people what sins they gladly engage in is mocking.
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