The Official Royal Wedding Thread [merged]

Anybody else NOT captivated by all the royal wedding details? The month of April is going to be ridiculous on the morning news with all the talk of the upcoming wedding. I couldn't care less about it.

If they're together in 20 years, then I'll buy a commemorative plate or coffee mug, because that will really be something.

I wasn't captivated the first time either. Two well to do people who will always have anything money can buy are about to get married. Yay.

Ugh. I'm right there with you Red. I have been hearing about it so much lately that I actually dreamt about that ish the other night. No joke. It's just funny that you created this thread, because I was going to post about it.

I dreamt that Liz died, but through some odd set of circumstances, Charles didn't inherit the thrown; and so the hierarchy jumped straight over to William. However, he (with his pretentious arse) was so hellbent on marrying before he was handed the rank of king that he held a contest for some broad to be his queen (that chick he's actually marrying wasn't in this story.) Somehow my name was thrown into the lottery and was picked. Within minutes of meeting him, we exchange vows in a "quickie" (by their standards, which only included 10,000 spectators) ceremony before we're even being formally introduced. After the nuptials, we are quickly taken to a back room to get better acquainted.

Alone, William lays on a few minutes of counterfeit charm before he calls himself laying down his "ground rules" about the marriage, and what he expects of me…of me. His phony charm is gone at this point, and he's sounding like an ass right about now. He reveals that he is embarking on some kind of tour that next week, and expects me to be at his side for it. I look at him like he's crazy, but play along. Knowing what a charade it all is, I call myself laying down rules of my own about how things are to be. He looks at me like I'm crazier.

Then…this is where it gets hilarious…he wants to consummate our marriage. Yada…yada…it gets a bit blurry here. After about 20 minutes of lackluster oral sex, it becomes obvious that the reason he is being so "mouthy" is because an erection wasn't in his forecast.

It gets blurrier after that.

After rattling around Buckingham Palace for a few days, haggling with the servants, it's time for my official itinerary as Queen to begin.



Girl…

I don't give a damn about the whole thing at all. I couldn't care less if I tried. I'm not paying any attention to it, somebody's getting married soon, that's the most attention I've paid to it.

Nhaiyel wrote:Ugh. I'm right there with you Red. I have been hearing about it so much lately that I actually dreamt about that ish the other night. No joke. It's just funny that you created this thread, because I was going to post about it.

I dreamt that Liz died, but through some odd set of circumstances, Charles didn't inherit the thrown; and so the hierarchy jumped straight over to William. However, he (with his pretentious arse) was so hellbent on marrying before he was handed the rank of king that he held a contest for some broad to be his queen (that chick he's actually marrying wasn't in this story.) Somehow my name was thrown into the lottery and was picked. Within minutes of meeting him, we exchange vows in a "quickie" (by their standards, which only included 10,000 spectators) ceremony before we're even being formally introduced. After the nuptials, we are quickly taken to a back room to get better acquainted.

Alone, William lays on a few minutes of counterfeit charm, before he calls himself laying down his "ground rules" about the marriage, and what he expects of me…of me. His phony charm is gone at this point, and he's sounding like an ass right about now. He reveals that he is embarking on some kind of tour that next week, and expects me to be at his side for it. I look at him like he's crazy, but play along. Knowing what a charade it all is, I call myself laying down my own rules about how things are to be. He looks at me like I'm crazier. Then…this is where it gets hilarious…he wants to consummate our marriage. Yada…yada…it gets a bit blurry here…after about 20 minutes of lackluster oral sex, it becomes obvious that the reason he is being so "mouthy" is because an erection wasn't in his forecast. It gets blurrier after that.

After rattling around Buckingham Palace for a few days, haggling with the servants, it's time for my official itinerary as Queen to begin.



Girl…

Oh, my! What a dream! That had to suck because now when you see footage of all this b.s., you are so going to think about your dream!

Wait...who is getting married in April?

alan smithee wrote:Wait...who is getting married in April?

Apparently Nhaiyel and Prince William.

OMG, I seriously couldn't care less.

RedBedroom wrote:

alan smithee wrote:Wait...who is getting married in April?

Apparently Nhaiyel and Prince William.

I hope she has him sign a prenup

Someone's getting married in April? LOL. I'm not really following it - nothing against William and Kate, but I'm just not that into it.

I've barely been paying attention to it. I didn't even know they were getting married in April.

I have my own life to worry about.

I'm not paying attention to it for the most part. I heard he's getting married, but don't know to who or when it's supposed to be happening. Not interested in any of it.

I was tired of hearing about it as soon as i heard about it. Care about it even less now since I've been more busy worring about ill family memvers...

I have never cared for that family period and don't care what they do or who they marry. The publics fascination with them has always baffled me. What do they even do?

femme fatale wrote:I have never cared for that family period and don't care what they do or who they marry. The publics fascination with them has always baffled me. What do they even do?

I think they wave a lot. But other than that...

alan smithee wrote:

RedBedroom wrote:

Apparently Nhaiyel and Prince William.

I hope she has him sign a prenup

In this case, actually, I would be pretty willing to marry him without a prenup.

So you're willing to risk all your stuff if it doesn't work out?

alan smithee wrote:So you're willing to risk all your stuff if it doesn't work out?

pretty sure she thinkin the other way around

Nhaiyel wrote:Ugh. I'm right there with you Red. I have been hearing about it so much lately that I actually dreamt about that ish the other night. No joke. It's just funny that you created this thread, because I was going to post about it.

I dreamt that Liz died, but through some odd set of circumstances, Charles didn't inherit the thrown; and so the hierarchy jumped straight over to William. However, he (with his pretentious arse) was so hellbent on marrying before he was handed the rank of king that he held a contest for some broad to be his queen (that chick he's actually marrying wasn't in this story.) Somehow my name was thrown into the lottery and was picked. Within minutes of meeting him, we exchange vows in a "quickie" (by their standards, which only included 10,000 spectators) ceremony before we're even being formally introduced. After the nuptials, we are quickly taken to a back room to get better acquainted.

Alone, William lays on a few minutes of counterfeit charm before he calls himself laying down his "ground rules" about the marriage, and what he expects of me…of me. His phony charm is gone at this point, and he's sounding like an ass right about now. He reveals that he is embarking on some kind of tour that next week, and expects me to be at his side for it. I look at him like he's crazy, but play along. Knowing what a charade it all is, I call myself laying down rules of my own about how things are to be. He looks at me like I'm crazier.

Then…this is where it gets hilarious…he wants to consummate our marriage. Yada…yada…it gets a bit blurry here. After about 20 minutes of lackluster oral sex, it becomes obvious that the reason he is being so "mouthy" is because an erection wasn't in his forecast.

It gets blurrier after that.

After rattling around Buckingham Palace for a few days, haggling with the servants, it's time for my official itinerary as Queen to begin.



Girl…

ha HA! wow, thats a crazy dream

femme fatale wrote:I have never cared for that family period and don't care what they do or who they marry. The publics fascination with them has always baffled me. What do they even do?

Not much of anything from what I can tell. The only ones who seem to be doing anything were William and Harry when they were in the military.

I am really very happy for the Prince, I hope she makes a good wife for him. I want to see some of the wedding when its shown, I enjoy seeing people happy together.

I have seen a lot on TV about it. Yes, there is going to be a shit ton on news on the Royal wedding. I know it's 29 April but that's about all I know. GE actually has a fridge that you can buy with Kate and Prince William on the front of it. R U fucking kidding me?

sailorlover wrote:I have seen a lot on TV about it. Yes, there is going to be a shit ton on news on the Royal wedding. I know it's 29 April but that's about all I know. GE actually has a fridge that you can buy with Kate and Prince William on the front of it. R U fucking kidding me?

That's totally freaking mental. I can't imagine even wanting their pics on my fridge. I wish them much happiness in their marraige, but just tired of hearing about it every day.

CeCe wrote:

femme fatale wrote:I have never cared for that family period and don't care what they do or who they marry. The publics fascination with them has always baffled me. What do they even do?

I think they wave a lot. But other than that...

Yeah. The they can teach a seminar on how to smile and wave at the same time. What they're talented at beyond that (aside from having decade long affairs with women who're less attractive than their wives) is beyond me.