1. Never trust the German doctor because he just turns out to be some sadist Nazi who experiments on victims, just kill the skinhead and run like hell.
2. Best friends always die: Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Scream, I Know What you Did Last Summer, Prom Night, Urban Legend, the best friends of the last person standing ALWAYS get killed. It's not just a matter of the last girl standing because she's a good girl and everyone else bad, everyone else includes the best friends and the best friends are ALWAYS killed off.
3. Anytime somebody makes a reference to the rest of their life, they get killed shortly afterwards.
4. Cell phones ain't EVER gonna work when you need them to.
5. The cops ain't EVER gonna get there in time.
Anybody else got some to add?
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