The I hate it when.thread..........

CeCe wrote:Good ones.

I hate it when I'm in a restaurant & someone at the next table thinks everyone in the whole place wants to hear the sound of their voice.

I hate standing in a line & someone comes up to say "hi" to people in front of me as an excuse to cut in line.

I hate when I'm on a road with a double yellow line & the car in front goes 20 miles under the speed limit.

I hate when I have a box of spaghetti & the person in front of me in the self check line has an overflowing cart.

Tony Marino wrote:I hate it when someone blows their nose in front of me, thats just plain disgusting, why can't you leave the room and do it?

I hate it when someone picks at their teeth in front of me with dental floss and those dental sticks, why do I have to see what chunks of meat and debris you pull from your teeth?

I hate it when someone comes in and puts their hat on your kitchen table, do I need to have your sweat and hair oil on my table?

I hate it when someone comes in from the snow or rain and does not have the courtesy to take off their shoes. Are you going to pay for cleaning the carpet or getting the stains off the wood floors?

• I hate it when I open a website and a second pop-up (advertising) tab opens.
  
  
• I hate it when I open a website and a commercial starts to play.
  
  
• I hate it when people talk (or whisper loud) at movie theaters.
  
  
• I hate it when while I'm masturbating and suddenly feel the urge to pee.
  
  
• I hate it when while someone is complaining about one thing, they suddenly pull something else (totally unrelated) into the session to bitch about.
  
  
• I hate it when I'm out bidded on eBay.
  
  
• I hate it when someone whose feelings are hurt tries to be coy about getting the other person to recognize it.
  
  
• I hate it when I'm watching something on TV that is suddenly preempted by news, but when I switch to another station, their scheduled programming is uninterrupted.
  

Shale wrote:I hate it when I'm watching something on TV that is suddenly preempted by news, like CBS did on the last 5 minutes of CSI to tell us that asshole Arafat died - and the regular news was coming on next.

alan smithee wrote:

Shale wrote:I hate it when I'm watching something on TV that is suddenly preempted by news, like CBS did on the last 5 minutes of CSI to tell us that asshole Arafat died - and the regular news was coming on next.

I read this and thought, "Hasn't Yessir Yourafart been dead for a while?" but then I realized you've just been carrying a grudge for about 6 years

Shale wrote:I hate it when I ppl write a coded "N-word" (non-word) when everyone knows the real word is the offensive slang "nigger." Just write it already! [/size]

alan smithee wrote:

Tony Marino wrote:I hate it when someone blows their nose in front of me, thats just plain disgusting, why can't you leave the room and do it?

I hate it when someone picks at their teeth in front of me with dental floss and those dental sticks, why do I have to see what chunks of meat and debris you pull from your teeth?

I hate it when someone comes in and puts their hat on your kitchen table, do I need to have your sweat and hair oil on my table?

I hate it when someone comes in from the snow or rain and does not have the courtesy to take off their shoes. Are you going to pay for cleaning the carpet or getting the stains off the wood floors?

I hate it when some whiny bitch pisses and moans about the most trivial, inconsequential shit imaginable.















































No, Tony. Those are pretty good. I hate it when someone doesn't dim their hi-beams. I hate it when someone pulls out in front of me because they can't wait 5 seconds for me to pass by (and there's no one behind me for a 1/2 mile AND then proceed to stop to make a left turn 50 ft. up the road and there's no room on the shoulder for me to get by. I hate it when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the restroom. I hate it when my mother-in-law can't make up her mind about what to order in a restaurant.

Nystyle709 wrote:I hate it when someone sends me an e-mail with "text talk".

I hate it when someone sends me a text with "text talk".

I hate it when people change lanes or make turns without signaling.

I hate it when people drive 40 mph in the passing lane.

I hate it when I see young men wearing their pants OFF of their asses and I see their crack and their behinds.

I hate it when I see young men wearing their pants OFF of their asses, and THEN holding them up with their hands when walking. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING PANTS THEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I hate it when people are in the grocery store self checkout lane with a cart full of groceries and I only have 3 items.

I hate it when I'm waiting in line and the person in front of me is standing right at the counter doing some bullshit (like counting their change) instead of moving to the side and letting me walk up.

I hate it when I have to get up in the morning before 8 a.m. Make that 9 a.m.

I hate it when I hear the gratuitous use of the 'N' word by young people in a conversation.

I hate it when I'm hot.

I hate it when I'm cold.

I hate it when I'm starving and all ready to eat and the food is too damn hot and I have to wait for it to cool down.

I hate it when I get caught in the rain.

Tony Marino wrote: I was getting ready for my punishment.

alan smithee wrote:

Tony Marino wrote: I was getting ready for my punishment.

Like that naughty, naughty Zoot!

Nystyle709 wrote:

Shale wrote:I hate it when I ppl write a coded "N-word" (non-word) when everyone knows the real word is the offensive slang "nigger." Just write it already! [/size]

If you know what it is and it is offensive, then why should they have to write it out?