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On the hood of the car in back of a Dept. Store.

I forgot about this one! I was picking up my boyfriend from work one night and he was closing the store and he dared me to go in the back office with him. He didn't even lock the door, the lights were still on in the store and everything. That was real fun!

It's funny I just told the story at the OLTL board about how when I was a teenager my family went on a cruise that summer. Well.......during that same outing, I met another passenger and we messed around on the fire escape. The funny thing is that he (yes I said HE...lol) asked me if he suspected that there were cameras there. I don't know why, but I shrugged and said no. In retrospect, there probably WERE! lol

Alright, alright, I'll share. I think the story I have might top everyone else's so far.

Once I was at a video store and one of the employees (who was putting back movies on the floor) asked me if there was anything I was looking for. I told her no. In the meantime, we made heavy eye contact. Very heavy. Well, she kept on inching closer to me. I started inching closer to her. And before long, she was on her knees, and...

We were right there in the isle. It was at the back of the store, but still very open. Anybody could have come around and saw us.

Chris wrote:Alright, alright, I'll share. I think the story I have might top everyone else's so far.

Once I was at a video store and one of the employees (who was putting back movies on the floor) asked me if there was anything I was looking for. I told her no. In the meantime, we made heavy eye contact. Very heavy. Well, she kept on inching closer to me. I started inching closer to her. And before long, she was on her knees, and...

We were right there in the isle. It was at the back of the store, but still very open. Anybody could have come around and saw us.

LMAO!!!!!!!

We may have a winner. lol

Boy how did I miss this thread?
Weirdest place I ever did it? Hmmmmm.
* Steam room at the gym.
* Cash cage at work. ( I REALLY hated to see THAT manager leave! )

Chris wrote:Alright, alright, I'll share. I think the story I have might top everyone else's so far.

Once I was at a video store and one of the employees (who was putting back movies on the floor) asked me if there was anything I was looking for. I told her no. In the meantime, we made heavy eye contact. Very heavy. Well, she kept on inching closer to me. I started inching closer to her. And before long, she was on her knees, and...

We were right there in the isle. It was at the back of the store, but still very open. Anybody could have come around and saw us.

Look at you, dang thats a good one there guy!!! I guess she must have seen something she liked while she was down there on the floor Chris!!! Good story!

Weirdest place I ever did it was at the gym. My BF is a personal trainer. Matter of fact that was how we met. I joined the club (won't say which one) and he gave me my "complimentary" first workout. We became immediately infatuated w/each other and soon were dating. In the meantime he continued training me. One morning he was at the club early. Like 5:30am early. The club didn't open until 8am and he was there by himself. Meanwhile I couldn't sleep and so I sent him a text, not knowing he was up and already at work. He text me back and told me to come keep him company. To make a long story short, we ended up having sex in the locker room showers.

Chris wrote:Alright, alright, I'll share. I think the story I have might top everyone else's so far.

Once I was at a video store and one of the employees (who was putting back movies on the floor) asked me if there was anything I was looking for. I told her no. In the meantime, we made heavy eye contact. Very heavy. Well, she kept on inching closer to me. I started inching closer to her. And before long, she was on her knees, and...

We were right there in the isle. It was at the back of the store, but still very open. Anybody could have come around and saw us.

Dayum! LOL!



My sex life is so boring.

- In the back of a freight truck...
- Got a handjob on a train once. (Like one of the guys above said. Those blankets can come in handy.)
- In the corner at a strip club...
- At the movies...
- In my neighbors swimming pool when they weren't home...
- In the A&P parking lot...

Oh to be 25 again.

(Never got a bj at a video store though!)

Y'all feel that splash? That's me throwing holy water on this thread!!!

Heathens!

Dan70 wrote:(Never got a bj at a video store though!)

You won't die happy until you do.

Behind my parents garage and that was really bold because there's only a short fence separating the surrounding houses, but it was late and dark so it probably wasn't that bold.

On a related note, I once went into a dressing room @ Marshall Fields and found fresh evidence that guy who was in there probably just minutes before me had "released tension". You would think I saw a snake by how fast I bolted out of there.

When was the last time you actually got lucky w/another person?

Last Thursday.

On my born day.

Saturday July 3

It's been 2 weeks. Nobody wants to have sex with me because I bite them on the neck after.

Nystyle709 wrote:On my born day.

Tony Marino wrote:Saturday July 3

Marc wrote:It's been 2 weeks. Nobody wants to have sex with me because I bite them on the neck after.

Details people. There's no kissing and not telling here.

Chris wrote:

Details people. There's no kissing and not telling here.

Eh. You didn't exactly go into specifics about what you did last Thursday either my friend. Details.

Chris wrote:



Details people. There's no kissing and not telling here.

Ok you first

Damn, knew I wouldn't get away with it. lol

I'm sort of in the 'talking' stage with this girl I met via a mutual friend. We haven't actually been on a real date yet, but we do talk on the phone just about every day and been by each others places a few times. Last Thursday night, I stopped by her apartment. We ate, talked about kids and work, had a couple drinks, and what started on the couch eventually led to the bedroom. That was actually our first time sleeping together. Maybe we will actually have a real date before we do it again.

Now...

Somebody else take the floor.

It was with someone I invited to my 4th of July party, after the party was over we hit the sheets. It was the first time and it was pretty damned hot!

There was this dungeon....there was this pool of jello...handcuffs....a loincloth....

The rest is a blur.

I didn't do too much for my birthday....just hung out with a few friends at BBQ's in Manhattan then we went to a bar/club for a little while. While I was out, my 'special gentlemen friend' texted me and asked me when I was getting back home, he couldn't come out with us because he had to work. I told him I will text him when I got home which was around 3 am and he was at my house 20 mins later. Brought a bottle over and the rest of the evening commenced from there. Well, technically....it wasn't my b-day anymore but it was still capped off right!

Tony Marino wrote:It was with someone I invited to my 4th of July party, after the party was over we hit the sheets. It was the first time and it was pretty damned hot!

Interesting Tony, interesting. Now if the walls ceiling was called to the witness stand, what would it say happened?