** The official Masturbation thread! ** [merged]

Tony Marino wrote:hmmmmmmmmm I wonder what that means?????

It's a screen shot from the animated series Drawn Together, where the character there (Foxxy Love) went into elaborate detail in showing her self-pleasure regimen.

Nhaiyel wrote:It's a screen shot from the animated series Drawn Together, where the character there (Foxxy Love) went into elaborate detail in showing her self-pleasure regimen.

Ah I see. I never saw it but it does look very elaborate!!

So...do you all watch DVDs, or do you use Internet porn?

Chris wrote:So...do you all watch DVDs, or do you use Internet porn?

I do DVD's. I watching on a big screen. IP sometimes.

How I love being amongst the boys. The THINGS they talk about!

I think that this thread does not bluntly ask the question of how, where and why...does it?
Anyhoo, I think it is a good thing before work or anything stressful.

I just got finished praying about half hour ago it was a long prayer session.

UMo wrote:How I love being amongst the boys. The THINGS they talk about!

I have a close female friend that said the very same thing, she learned a lot!

Tony Marino wrote:I just got finished praying about half hour ago it was a long prayer session.

So you're an "edger," huh? As great as the orgasm can be from doing that, most of the time I don't have the patience for it. I need immediate relief.

Speaking of which, I've been sitting here quasi-erect for about 2 hours. I know when I finally pray (like in about five minutes), it's gonna be about as fast as lightening.

Chris wrote:

So you're an "edger," huh? As great as the orgasm can be from doing that, most of the time I don't have the patience for it. I need immediate relief.

Speaking of which, I've been sitting here quasi-erect for about 2 hours. I know when I finally pray (like in about five minutes), it's gonna be about as fast as lightening.

Oh yeah I def like being on the edge several times before the explosion! Sometimes I go for over an hour and wow!

This thread is hilarious.

Edging can be worth it if you start off not being that horny to begin with, and you're just casually jerking off...(again, this thread is hilarious)...but if you were filled with tension to start with, then hell no. Just the idea of prolonging will seem like the craziest, most unattractive thing in the world.

"Edging" for a guy is great practice for someone who is trying to develop their willpower. So when you get up with a female, you'd know how to not bust off so quick. Or so I've been told.

Tony Marino wrote:Its usually dark and depends if you want to use your imagination or pop a porn into the dvd. Then the lubricant is important, baby oil is good, it lasts longer. Hand lotion is good too but you have to refresh every 5 minutes or so. Start off with the right hand then switch off with two then back to one again. Two hands will bring you to the point of no return then I switch to the left hand cause it feels like someone else is doing it.

Whenever I use lotion I have to refresh after about 2 minutes if I don't plop a whole bunch on at once which is annoying and messy. I rarely use any kind of lube honestly mainly because uncut so I can just use my hood.

I never use any lotions or lube or anything... I think its nasty. lol.

So do any of you use any toys? Ladies: dildos/vibrators/beeds. Fellas: fleshlights.

How bout poppers?



Inquiring minds...

Tony Marino wrote:Its usually dark and depends if you want to use your imagination or pop a porn into the dvd. Then the lubricant is important, baby oil is good, it lasts longer. Hand lotion is good too but you have to refresh every 5 minutes or so. Start off with the right hand then switch off with two then back to one again. Two hands will bring you to the point of no return then I switch to the left hand cause it feels like someone else is doing it.

I have several different "routines" usually depending on the time of day and my mood. In the morning I usually jerk off in the shower. Hey, you gotta clean it anyways, so why not have fun while you're doing it? When I'm in the shower I'm just jerking it fast trying to come as quickly as I can. I'll generally just use my right hand for that. If I'm bored in the middle of the day, I'll sometimes watch a porno for like 30 min to an hour. Then work myself over slowly (switching hands for variety), then switch to my right hand and speed up until I blow. I usually try to make it last as long as possible doing it this way. If I need to rub one out before bedtime, I'll lay there and play with it just using my imagination. I don't use lube unless I'm using my fleshlight (which is rare). Otherwise, I'm uncut so the foreskin works good enough without lube.

kinetic wrote:

Whenever I use lotion I have to refresh after about 2 minutes if I don't plop a whole bunch on at once which is annoying and messy. I rarely use any kind of lube honestly mainly because uncut so I can just use my hood.

You uncut guys are lucky you have a natural stimulation without using lube. I know that uncut guys are more sensitive so you feel things us cut guys don't.

Dan wrote:So do any of you use any toys? Ladies: dildos/vibrators/beeds. Fellas: fleshlights.

How bout poppers?



Inquiring minds....

Ok Im guilty of the fleshlight, it actually feels pretty good but cleaning it up is a tiresome job. I have also tried poppers and something in a little brown bottle, forget the name of it but when you sniff it, it sends you to Mars for about 30 seconds.

captainbryce wrote:
I have several different "routines" usually depending on the time of day and my mood. In the morning I usually jerk off in the shower. Hey, you gotta clean it anyways, so why not have fun while you're doing it? When I'm in the shower I'm just jerking it fast trying to come as quickly as I can. I'll generally just use my right hand for that. If I'm bored in the middle of the day, I'll sometimes watch a porno for like 30 min to an hour. Then work myself over slowly (switching hands for variety), then switch to my right hand and speed up until I blow. I usually try to make it last as long as possible doing it this way. If I need to rub one out before bedtime, I'll lay there and play with it just using my imagination. I don't use lube unless I'm using my fleshlight (which is rare). Otherwise, I'm uncut so the foreskin works good enough without lube.

Sounds like a good routine there, I like to take my time when I am "praying" I don't like to blow one off too quickly, I find the longer I wait the more intense the orgasm is and the volume of it is more too. A couple ot times it was so intense I literally passed out!!

Nystyle709 wrote:"Edging" for a guy is great practice for someone who is trying to develop their willpower. So when you get up with a female, you'd know how to not bust off so quick. Or so I've been told.

Exactly and I can last a loooooooooooooooong time!

Marc wrote:This thread is hilarious.

Edging can be worth it if you start off not being that horny to begin with, and you're just casually jerking off...(again, this thread is hilarious)...but if you were filled with tension to start with, then hell no. Just the idea of prolonging will seem like the craziest, most unattractive thing in the world.

This thread is hilarious, I don't even talk about masturbation like this with my closest friends!! Feels good to come clean though.

Tony Marino wrote:

This thread is hilarious, I don't even talk about masturbation like this with my closest friends!! Feels good to come clean though.

Really? Me and my friends talk about jacking off all the time, lol. I thought that was normal and that every guy did that. Maybe we are just weird!

Never used a fleshlight but am kinda curious about it...

captainbryce wrote:Really? Me and my friends talk about jacking off all the time, lol. I thought that was normal and that every guy did that. Maybe we are just weird!

We talk about masturbation but not to the extent that I have on here.

MINDFUCK wrote:Never used a fleshlight but am kinda curious about it...

They are "okay". Definetely interesting to try for a change of pace, but hardly as great as they are made out to be. Unless you get a personalized "tight" one, you'll probably find it to be a little bit too "loose". At least that's what I found.